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Song Parodies -> "Jedi"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Jedi"

Parody Written by:

Dandaman

The Lyrics

{Yoda} JEDI........ JEDI


Well I'm packing up my pod and I'm a heading to the
stars
Where real men become jedi's for real cheep
Find a old guy in a swamp
Tells me I need to find the force
And I'm a luke skywalker in yo hood
With a light saber I cut of your hand
Get a star fighter to harass the death star
Then rock that ship all the way to hell
With chewbacca grunting and yelling
Get thrown in fighter with hans solo
Find a princess Lena
Find the force with the hood
Start to whoop butt when the ewoks help us
And kill my father for all the wrong reason
Luke skywalker is the man

And I'm headin to the stars
Because I wanna be a Jedi Baby
With Yoda sitting on a stump
Jedi Baby
Yoda is a wrinkly fellow
I wanna be a Jedi Baby
Flying to find the force
Jedi baby
I can smell a storm trooper from a mile away

I bet you'll hear my friends bust in when my fighter
arrives
It flys (whistle) like dust in the wind

I once was lost, but now I'm fine

Get a map to the death star, find darth vader
And if the time is right I knock him down a holl

And let all the the fighters know I wanna be a
Jedi baby
With my friends back me up
Jedi baby
Chewbacca is a hairy fellow
I wanna be a Jedi baby
Flying to find the force
Jedi baby
I can smell a Storm Tropper from a mile away

Yeah...skywalker's the name call me Luke
Rollin' With lena to find the force
Seen a storm trooper in a fighter
And blew him all the way to hell
No kiddin I did it, with a flick of my wrist
Call me luke the man with the force
No remorse for the emperor, old guy has no brain
I'm gonna kill him with my father
Cause chaos, with han
Find Ewoks and have them take the rest of the job
While I take to big house
They locked the doors but lena's got the codes
Why they stop me, I got the brains you've got the
Braun
I aint no super hero I'm just luke skywalker
I aint a wimp I fly that fighter like a real man
Cuss like a Fighter, spit on the land
Yoda says to find the force
I'm fend up with all this fancy talk
I'll become find the force and become a
Jedi
With the fighters on my side
Jedi
Spendin' all my time finding the force
Jedi
Flying right by your ear
Jedi
I can smell a storm trooper from a mile away
Jedi
With Darth saying he's my father
Jedi
With Darth saying He's my father
Jedi
Die Father

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