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Song Parodies -> "Melissa"

Original Song Title:

"The City"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Michael T. Mondak

The Lyrics

I have a friend at Penn State Shenango named Melissa Eaton. She is an assistant professor of psychology at the campus. This song will explain our friendship.
Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah

It was a Friday morning
In February of oh-six
I was passing out balloons
I gave one to this girl
She suggested I give one to Melissa
So I went to her office and gave her one
And that's how I met Melissa Murry Eaton!

Ooooh oooh, yeah

Every Friday since then
I excited my new friend Melissa
Every Friday I would
Give her the first of my balloons
Well, now we are the best of friends
And we've teamed up together in competitions
So we've dubbed ourselves
As the king and queen of trivia

Ooooh, oooh, yeah

Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah


So I say to you
I will always be friends with Melissa
She will always be friends
With me as long as we live
Even after I graduate from Penn State
Our friendship will never end
I will always be friends
I will always be friends with Melissa

Ooooh, oooh, yeah

Ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah ah

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2Eagle - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Try to get on Jeopardy.
Darrell Wilhelm - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I read both of your parodies! You must be as in love with Melissa Murry Eaton as I am with Leianne Bishop!

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