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Song Parodies -> "Jenny Sellin' Stock"

Original Song Title:

"Jenny from the Block"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Jenny Sellin' Stock"

Parody Written by:

AKDJ

The Lyrics

This was my government final in high school...
"Children grow and the women produce'
And the men go work'
And some go stealin'
Everyone's got to make a living"

D.O.W.
Stay Low...yeah
Geah, geah, yo, yo..
We off the block this year
Went from a low to a lot this year
Everybody mad at the stocks that I share
I know where I'm goin' and I know where I'm from, you hear..
Stocks in the air..

Chorus
Don't be fooled by the bonds that I bought
I'm still (I'm still) Jenny sellin' stock
Used to make a little (Now I make a lot)
No matter how much g's (I know where they came from)
(from the DOW)

Don't be fooled by the bonds that I bought
I'm still (I'm still) Jenny sellin' stock
Used to make a little (Now I make a lot)
No matter how much g's (I know where they came from)
(from the DOW)


Each corporation
Has their own thing
competition
amidst price swings
Headline Kings
Regulating
while debating trends
Buy low and sell high I found
Don't let their value go down
Deflation
Shares at new lows
Everyone knows
This is bad news for me, oh...

Chorus

CEO's make life like this
Messin' this business
price goes up so much
cost of production ain't a cause
industrialization is
non-Profit org
there's no such thing
if folks need help
leave them in desperation
Some developed nation

Chorus

The N.Y.S.E.
a Get rich quick
mentality
go For dividends
watch for trends
net Gain in the end
seems to always be an
entry-level fee to get far
that is how it works in our
economy
supply and demand
go hand in hand
nothing... comes for free

Chorus

In the midst of a cultural revolution
whatcha gonna do, avoid capital formation?
If you want help, ask for arbitration
Do all you can to avoid depreciation of property
In our land of liberty
reach out to other lands: nationalization
best thing to do is buy low, in the DOW and HD
Gotta take a chance then you'll see

"Everyone's got to make a livin'..."

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Poopie Longstocking - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody of J-Lo's best 2000s song! I have to award you with a nice 5,5,5 vote!!
John Jenkins - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
A lot of good lines, particularly the "revolution/formation/arbitration" lines. But, wouldn't this work better for an economics final than for a government final?

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