If you broke the bat when the pitcher threw the ball
Torre would feel hurt.
And if somehow you feel that Joe's leadership is cruel
He'd just fire you, not re-hire you.

Jason Giambi has broken one too many bats.
His Yankee friends in turn kept giving him new ones.
But if he keeps on going, they'll soon be out of bats
And none of them will be able to have any fun.

Just concentrate, and don't hesitate [in] aiming at the ball
Without feeling the urge to let yourself astray.
Control your bat and don't let it slide.
Go Giambi go! Just be careful with that thing!

If you broke the bat when the pitcher threw the ball
Torre would feel hurt.
And if somehow you feel that Joe's leadership is cruel
He'd just fire you, not re-hire you.

See he did it again! Giambi broke another bat!
Torre's sending Tino Martinez to the field
To warn Giambi that if he breaks the last bat we have,
He's gonna get suspended for a week.

The steroid hype notwithstanding, G, just control yourself.
Yeah, I know it's hard but you can't lose your focus.
If you're tense, the ball could hit you right in your face
Then you'd really be injured.

If you broke the bat when the pitcher threw the ball
Torre would feel hurt.
And if somehow you feel that Joe's leadership is cruel
He'd just fire you, not re-hire you.

Ooh, Giambi, don't break that bat, no.

If you broke the bat when the pitcher threw the ball
Torre would feel hurt.
And if somehow you feel that Joe's leadership is cruel
He'd just fire you, not re-hire you.

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