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Song Parodies -> "Waiting For Jenny Craig"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting For Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting For Jenny Craig"

Parody Written by:

The Desert of the Real

The Lyrics

Ooooh, I'm fat

Would fill up movie screens
I eat too much ice cream
I really need to get together
I've got humongous hips
There's sag in my tits
I have to say, I'm getting fatter

I never would thought it could possibly be
Not perfect, not passion, can't set myself free
For all of the sadness, the tears that I cry
If I don't get slim, I will die

Chorus:
Waiting for Jenny
Cra-aig
For her to take flab off my arms
Waiting for Jenny
Cra-a-aig
I've had too much flub for so long

Waiting for Jenny
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at

Tender words you say
Take my flab away
Slim me down and leave me never
Rolls of fat displaced
Ten chins on my face
Been trying all the plans forever

I think of the days I did not do bench-press
Now I cannot even fit in my own dress
Squeaking and creaking goes my flimsy floor
Now I'm wearing size 54

(Chorus x2)

Waiting for Jenny
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at
(flabby!)
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-at
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-at

Gone are the days I did not do bench-press
Now I cannot even fit in my own dress
Squeaking and creaking goes my flimsy floor
Now I'm wearing size 54

(Chorus x3)

Waiting for Jenny
Cra-aig

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Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 8

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