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Song Parodies -> "Waiting For My Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting for Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez

Parody Song Title:

"Waiting For My Flight"

Parody Written by:

Rick L.

The Lyrics

For three weeks I'm clean
Yet I still have these dreams
To leave cause I hate this weather
Gonna make some trips
Finished the stewardess with my fingertips
I just had to have her sweater
It was easier than I ever thought I could possibly plea
This perfect agression was setting me free.
From all of my madness
That I tried to hide
I have spent all of this night

CHORUS:
Waiting for my flight, oh
When she would be here in my arms
Rising to this height, oh
This sick love just doesn't feel wrong
Waiting, cause it's right

Then security was trying to say
They just had to take me away
But I'm not gonna leave this plane ever
Pepperspray in his face
Ran for a secret hiding place
Thought I was safe, however...

I'm thinking of jail and beginning to sweat
In this tiny space, not alone in this jet
To undo this, I'm yearning...
I'm going to play along
I know I have to be gone

CHORUS:
Waiting to make it right
I can hear the sound of the alarms
Waiting to be out of sight
I got rid of pilot and said 'so long'
Just know I had been polite

CHORUS:
Waiting for this plane to land
To escape prison I will use my charms
Afraid of the crash
I hope the automatic pilot won't do anything wrong
Here it comes, the crash

Finally awake, the plane is broken, Im dirty and wet
I got out, I'm on a road and I'm walking ahead
Broken and burning
The plane wasn't strong
Went they look for me I'll be gone

CHORUS:
Feeling so contrite
I'm crying here in my own arms
Waiting for my next flight
I've dreamed of sick love for so long
Waiting for tonight

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Stephen Harrington - September 06, 2006 - Report this comment
A good twist, 5s for you.

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