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Song Parodies -> "Doesn't Really Matter"

Original Song Title:

"Doesn't Really Bladder"

Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Doesn't Really Matter"

Parody Written by:

Ron Presley

The Lyrics

Hmm, he-he
Oh, hey
Doesn't Bladder(It doesn't bladder)
Doesn't bladder at all

Doesn't Bladder the Potatoes and beans you grew
Doesn't Bladder when I go to the bathroom to poop
It just splatters all over the bathroom and you
It only splatters on your sofa and your TV too

It doesn't bladder when you have Beef Stew
I'm accepting that you need a dump soon
Just because it's old or new
Farting on you lady,lady
My blood is blue, brownish green blue too
Gotta eat up, eat up
Eat up, eat up, eat up and fart a little bit

Doesn't really bladder when i'm a peeing
Cause I sound like I'm not a human being(fart)
And it doesn't matter if my waste's gonna leave
What bladders is when you're farty farty for me

Doesn't really bladder when i'm a peeing
Cause I sound like I'm not a human being(fart)
And it doesn't matter if my waste's gonna leave
What bladders is when you're farty farty for me

(You're dirty behind)
Just what I asked for, you need to wash your behind
(And It's fine)
And I can smell it,it's so fine

Doesn't bladder when going out is unsure
Doesn't bladder if pooping is insecure
Cause I'll take away the tolietpaper if ya fart
And show me why you still growing beans on the farm

Doesn't bladder what the pain we go through
Doesn't bladder if my dew is Mt Dew
Just as long there's stew
Farting for you,lady lady

You're farting on me,you need ta pee
Gotta eat up, eat up
Eat up, eat up, eat up and fart a little bit

Doesn't really bladder when i'm a peeing
Cause I sound like I'm not a human being(fart)
And it doesn't matter if my waste's gonna leave
What bladders is when you're farty farty for me

Doesn't really bladder when i'm a peeing
Cause I sound like I'm not a human being(fart)
And it doesn't matter if my waste's gonna leave
What bladders is when you're farty farty for me

(You're dirty behind)
Just what I asked for, you need to wash your behind
(And It's fine)
And I can smell it,it's so fine

Doesn't matter if it's may
Cause you give me those burritos at the bay
Doesn't matter about my dew
Cause my farting will always bother you

My blood is blue, brownish green blue too
Gotta eat up, eat up
Eat up, eat up, eat up and fart a little bit
My fart is crusty,i just want to die through

Doesn't really bladder when i'm a peeing
Cause I sound like I'm not a human being(fart)
And it doesn't matter if my waste's gonna leave
What bladders is when you're farty farty for me

Doesn't really bladder when i'm a peeing
Cause I sound like I'm not a human being(fart)
And it doesn't matter if my waste's gonna leave
What bladders is when you're farty farty for me

Farty-Farty-Farty my fart for you
I can't believe it's creamy too
I've finally heard a nasty sound that's true
And best of all,I'm like you
And farty-Farty-Farty sticks like glue
I can fart on my computer and my cd's too
I've finally found somebody whose fart is throught
And best of all you're farty-farty-farty with pee

(fart,fart,fart,fart,fart,fart,fart)

Farty-Farty-Farty my fart for you
I can't believe it's creamy too
(He-he)
I've finally found somebody whose fart is throught
And best of all you're farty-farty-farty with pee
Farty-Farty-Farty my fart for you
(I'm gasing 24 hours a day!)
I can fart on my computer and my cd's too
I've finally found somebody whose fart is throught
And best of all you're farty-farty-farty with pee

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