-> "Magical Zoology"
Original Song Title:
"Virtual Insanity"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Magical Zoology"
The Lyrics
Oooooooooohhh... Hey hey...
Oh...
What we're learnin' is...
Fancy fauna
It's the wonderful world of animals
Much more than pigs, giraffes and moles
Some from Hell
And some cast spells
With their plantinum wand tusks
So come check out this sweet dove, It's a bird
That is solid gold
Fantasy
Make-believe
Pixie killer bees
Although they might seem strange to all you kids
The Earth's no normal place and I'm a whiz
So pay attention and you might learn things!
Whoa!
They've got flaming worms right were we live
Grab a book to read and take some notes on these griffins
Cause there will be a quiz
These...
Creatures
From our
Magical Zoology
I'm unphased
But you
Always seem to flip your lids for
Lochness: Nessie
Monsters aren't mythology
Those three-headed hell hounds
They are found down at the pound
When you're checking out a mermaid's fin
Especially when you're human
You shouldn't grip
It way too tight at least not on first dates
And please note our lobsters
Are often mobsters
In the wild
Down beneath the waves
If what I'm telling you is strange
And you don't like the werewolf change
I think you're better off being a Muggle
Whoa!
It melts your brain!
That unicorns often use canes
They are just stylish creatures it's not that they're crippled
Critters
From our
Magical Zoology
There's goblins
Nymphs too
We'll chart them all here on this graph
There's dragons
Harpys
We'll even study some Yetis
Bigfoot lives in the woods
But he should come if you're good
Whoa!
I'll collect some grout
Near that Gargoyle's snout
It's all magical zoology
Forget that fantasy phonology
Oh
You should watch out class
For those man-eating crabs
Oh yeah...
Munch bones, yeah...
House elves mow your lawns
Ooohhh...
It's this magical zoology I'm teachin' ya'
I'm not deranged
Yeah
Pets
Don't have to be so lame
Get a spider dog
Or a zombie squid
Oh
Our magical zoology
Oh
Brain whirls...
With nasty hags
They disgust
Disgust me although they too are quite magical
Magical zoology
That we're studyin'
Keep on studyin'
And this magical zoology has some liches
Yeah
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh....
Varmints
From our
Magical Zoology
And your gaze
Is glued
To this handsome minotaur
It's Bullsh*t?
Maybe
But it's what your eyes conceive
So class don't have a cow
With his axe you will be plowed
Oh!
Mammals
From our
Weird Magical Zoology
Big and small
Some might be stubborn
And they'll shove
Like Basilisks they're mean
So won't plead apologies
And have fangs in their mouth
So your day is headed south
If your chewed
Oh....
All these pests we put up with
Some have mating songs
For their libido
Jot this note
That
You might be cursed by
A mummy's laugh
And most things can be cured by
A genie's lamp
Hey!
Magical zoology is what you're learnin' class
Yeah
Watch out for Sprites!
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