Song Parodies -> Caught In My Fly
| Original Song Title: | "Lord Of The Flies" |
| Original Performer: | Iron Maiden |
| Parody Song Title: | "Caught In My Fly" |
| Parody Written by: | Chris Pollman |
Thank God I've never had the displeasue of actually going through this....
I can't feel my thing anymore
Zipped to fast when I went to pee
Might be lying there on the floor
Ohh, now I can feel it, and it hurts me
I've found that It's bad to zip up too quickly
Bleeding up my pants makes me bend and moan
It's snagged now, I skinned my schlong
It makes me groan
Holding a bag of ice,
Close up against my crotch
Close up against my jeans
It's gonna fall away
I don't want my manhood to end
I must prepare myself for the surgery
I just want to heal my poor dong
Just give me some more of your ol' morphine
I hate all this swelling and hurting
The (doctor) bill was animal
Still it did not heal
My voice is so high like on helium
It's shredded, and scary
I belive that It will fall off
Hurts, painkillers
Burning whith me
Caught in my fly
Hurts, painkillers
Somehow I trapped it
Caught in my fly
Zipped to fast when I went to pee
Might be lying there on the floor
Ohh, now I can feel it, and it hurts me
I've found that It's bad to zip up too quickly
Bleeding up my pants makes me bend and moan
It's snagged now, I skinned my schlong
It makes me groan
Holding a bag of ice,
Close up against my crotch
Close up against my jeans
It's gonna fall away
I don't want my manhood to end
I must prepare myself for the surgery
I just want to heal my poor dong
Just give me some more of your ol' morphine
I hate all this swelling and hurting
The (doctor) bill was animal
Still it did not heal
My voice is so high like on helium
It's shredded, and scary
I belive that It will fall off
Hurts, painkillers
Burning whith me
Caught in my fly
Hurts, painkillers
Somehow I trapped it
Caught in my fly
Owee...
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