-> "Here Comes the Bartender"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes the Hotstepper"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes the Bartender"
The Lyrics
Hit It! Nah, na na na nah...
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
Make margaritas in mah blender, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
I make the drinks quite quickly, be sure to tip me freely
Me boss loves to hear the cash register ring
Act like you know Bolero
Up next, a Pink Flamingo
Serve them up by the Verrazzano
Ch-ch-ching ching
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
Excuse me mister officer, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
Extraordinary, juice from a strawberry
Or a Mexican beer that's served with a lime.
Whether it's a Dry Martini, a Banana Daiquiri
Come drink with me, I say every time
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
Dial emergency number, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
Nah, na na na nah... it's how we do it man
Nah, na na na nah...
Start up a Vodka Gimlet, finish off a Black Velvet
On the night is Jack, Daniels, understand?
I'm the daddy of the Gin and Brandy
They go down smooth like candy
Ain't no waitress gonna play me, no matter what they demand
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
Excuse me mister officer, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
I make the drinks quite quickly, be sure to tip me freely
Me boss loves to hear the cash register ring
Act like you know Bolero
Up next, a Pink Flamingo
Serve them up by the Verrazzano
Ch-ch-ching ching
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
The best server in the area, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
Nah, na na na nah... yeah man
Nah, na na na nah...right
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
Me margarita will floor ya, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
The best server in the area, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
Here comes the Bartender, Order up
I'm the alcohol lender, Order up
Make margaritas in mah blender, Order up
You'll love it like that, Order up
Hey, da da da da...
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