-> "Holy Mail"
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Pope’s up this morning with a dang’rous grin
He is gonna beat the secr’t’ries, see letter box within
He’s seen marching alone
To door post, for the holy mail
Tossed ‘em out: freakin’ invoices boring; Ads for
Web Hosts - no way he - falls for adoring
Loan ex-tends and Lifeline vying - to get advan-
tage in holy mail...
Well an asser-tion Reader’s Digest made:
He’d won ‘im some millions! (now maybe he’ll get laid!)
Yeah he praised Jehovah as he smote
That unholy mail
Then the Pontiff muttered
Vaguely dropped it in the snow
There was a card from some
Avowed Mormonly folk
And it really made him wonder
How he wound up on Provo-ly mail...
Pitch for some Lee Jeans
And for some Armani ties
And some Liz Claiborne
And Chanel Number 5
Well it do make a change - yeah!
Go, bulky ol’ robes - bye bye!
You know Ratz, at next circ’lar did a queasy rant
It said ‘Vatican Occu-pant’
Raised his eyes, how’d they not know
That this was Palace of the Po’...?
The Sistine ain’t nouveau
Just fill out orders
CDs: three for ($)ten
Floyd, Nirvana & Stones
A sacrilege is that holy mail !
Pope-Man! Latin Rule swore at holy mail!
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