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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do Is Kill Pikachu"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You"

Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do Is Kill Pikachu"

Parody Written by:

wdh

The Lyrics

My entry in Round 4 of Tone-Def's parody survivor contest, I finally squeezed in time for it! Oh, and in case you can't tell, the little part in parenthesis is not part of the song
I was in a Wal-Mart
And I slowed down my cart,
Sitting on a shelf,
A picture of some elf,
It was called Pokemon,
I said "You're joking, man"
I can't believe it's still for sale,
I thought for sure it'd fail,
Who the heck would play this game?
After all, it's just so lame,
Just give me a gun
And then I'll show you "fun
It should have been killed
'Fore it had begun

All i wanna do is kill Pikachu!
Shoot him clean, make some Poke-Stew
All i wanna do is kill Pikachu!
Blow him away, turn him into goo!

Just how could this game sell?
I'd rather be in hell
It's just creatures that fight
Does that sound like fun? Not quite!
Snorlaz, Bulbasaur, and Jynx
Boy, this game really stinks!
I pondered how to kill this bloke
Shot point blank, or maybe choked?
Whoever made this game was definitely on weed
What is he anyway, some weird half-breed?
Don't try to stop me,
Don't even dare
If you like Pokemon,
You'll be shot too, I swear!

All i wanna do is kill Pikachu!
Shoot him clean, make some Poke-Stew
All i wanna do is kill Pikachu!
Blow him away, turn him into goo!

(obsessed raspy voice)
Oh, oooh, let's kill him....
Torture him first...
Stop his heart....
He must die....
(end obsessed raspy voice)

When my mind goes astray
I dream about the day
When I take that mouse by suprise
And I gauge out his eyes
Then Pikachu will be canned
I'm ready, it's perfectly planned
Oh, that poor little rodent,
He just had such a short life span!

All i wanna do is kill Pikachu!
Shoot him clean, make some Poke-Stew
All i wanna do is kill Pikachu!
Blow him away, turn him into goo!

Shoot him clean
Shoot him clean
Shoot him clean
Shoot him clean

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 48

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   18
 14
 19
 
 2   3
 3
 2
 
 3   4
 3
 0
 
 4   7
 3
 7
 
 5   16
 25
 20
 

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birdboy2000 - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
What elf?(Has never seen anything remotely elven in pokemon.) Also, you misspelled snorlax. Killing pikachu is an acceptable sentiment(I like pokemon as much as anyone, but I can't say I mind a little earthquake from Ho-oh on them.), but why bash so many other pokemon as well.
wdh - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, what he said lol
T.J. Spindler - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm having a parody contest. Tell me what parody of yours your entering and on the comments page of that parody, i'll say if it made it to the next round, or not. Oh, and, great parody.
wdh - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
er.....what?
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it! If you need any help in strangling the little yellow bastard, I'd be happy to assist! Oh yeah, great parody! (But wasn't the original out in '88? No matter, this was so good I wouldn't dock you for that.)
nick - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
it was so funny
matthew - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
i wowld like to kill pikachu 101 ways
pokepals - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
it was funny but wdh should take a spelling lesson and be slisced by Scizor
pokepals - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
we know where you live and were gonna send you pokemon dolls for Cristmas
feraligatr - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I live Pokemon and if you harm anything that has to do with pokemon I will get revenge
feraligatr - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I like what poke pals said but I'd like you to get sliced buy a Crawdaunt
Joe Joe who? Joe mama, dummie. - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
You think you're a poet But you don't show it. Pokemon has the class You're just an ass!
feraligatr - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
what Joe said was funney
Fitu Petaia - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah but I Don't Give a Crap about this song
Fraligatr - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
it's not a song Fitu Petaia it's a better poem
Fraligatr - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I know that cuz my dad did that ''he so cool'' Its not a lie ''may God strike me dead that thats not a lie''
kirsten - March 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I like pokemon but i love to kill pikachu!
Meriadoc - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You made me listen to a Heart song! You must die! Cute parody tho'... :-)
Peregrin - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooh Harsh votes in here. I liked it, and the sentiment, Pikachu drives me insane!
Rice Cube - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I hate that little Pokemon punk.
Rick D - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Agree with sentiment. A few years ago, Mad magazine featured a cover where people could vote on different ways for that yellow rodent to die. The winner? Dynamite stick up the anime butt.
Jeffery - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, you got raped by that Pokemon fan. Those comments should be removed- it's obvious it's the same guy, look at the time difference between his comments, it's hard to believe 3 people were on replying to each others comments within 3-5 minutes of each other. 5s for you wdh, making up for those biased votes
wdh - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, I got a parody over 20 votes..... The only spot it's really obvious is those Dec. 23rd ones...the rest could be legit....
John Jenkins - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well constructed parody.
Johnny D - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A Freudian romp into the twisted labyrinth of the Pokemonic Id.....heh heh heh!
Guy - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - Good luck in the ABC competition.
neminem - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I will admit: I rather liked Pokemon for a couple years, until it got repetitive. However, that doesn't stop me from admitting the genius of this song. 4/5/5
Claude Prez - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Not really hip to Pokemon but the radio station I'm stuck with at work loves Heart so I know how well paced this is. Very good. Also "Poke-stew" made me laugh the first time.
Paul Robinson - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
whd - thought I knew most or all of "Hearts" songs. But this one is DKTOS to me...
2nz - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
At least it's better than Yugi, which incidentally stole a lot of the focus that pokemon had. 5's to cancel out some of the 1's here. Well crafted look into a twisted idea, double-dh.
Spaff.com - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know Pokemon stuff, like, at all. But killing stuff - THAT I can relate with. Good job, wdh.
martha - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny parody
Glitch Master - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment
i was once feraligatr but now Glitch master i am i am finly back
Aaerni - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
How dare you say you wanna kill Pikachu! I'm a really big fan of Pokemon, you know!
TOM - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
YOU SYCO
Megainum - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Your song is the stupidest thing! I like pokemon and snorelax should squash yah! Or I will send Lugia on yah! You should be shot! Megainum solar beam! Charziard Fire Blast and Swampert Hydro Pump! Lugia Hydro Cannon! P.S. Lugia's the strongest pokemon!
Megainum - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is rated -9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10 (note the Minus sign in front of the 9!
Lily - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
It's just creatures that fight Does that sound like fun?YES It does! My edit.
Stu Pid Idiot - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you sure your not my friend at school?He Really hates Pikachu. BTW,at SMBHQ.COM/NC,Jay Resop came up with this: (Tune:Joy to the world) Joy to the world!Pikachu is Dead!
Faith - October 19, 2005 - Report this comment
FUNNY!!! Now were's my chainsaw?
Pikachu - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! PIKAAAAACHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! Pikachu! ( now you are dead)
ppKACHU - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
iT REALLY WAS NOT THAT FUNNY AT ALL. I WOULD RATE IT A 3 OUT OF 10. YOU SHOULD WORK ON YOUR COMEDY SKILLS, START OFF WITH BEING THE CLASS CLOWN. THIS WAS REALLY DUM, SO MY GUESS IS YOU ARE TO.
ehukgfwegh - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate you and not pikachu
joebob magee - March 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Kill picachu the yellow bastard mush him with mustard oh yah i like waffles
Pikaboy - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
i like pie CHEESE gf ek jsdbgsd
hely kelly - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
i love pokemon you dum ass head
daniel - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
i want pikachu sliced to 1zillion bits and make a toy and set on fire by petrol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pokemon hater - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate Pokemon too especially ABRA that little piece of shit teleporting away from his battles and i always suported the kill pokemon websites and i think there should also be a kill save um website vecause i want to kick that small, ugly purple faggot.
Harrycatty - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
*sigh* Don't you have anything better to do than make anti-Pokemon parodies? This is a REALLY foolish parody!
skittypokemon - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
How dare you!!!!! Pokemon fans Attack!I am a pokemon fan too!
pika killer - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
what the heck is wrong with you you seid you were gowing to make poke stew your discusting i`m so mad that i will stab you with a knife!!!

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