It's amazing
We're writing lyrics about relationships at 13
So I guess I'll sing about the slide
In the playground
Cause I know that's where my girl will be

I remember a 9 year old kid whooped my--
(Shut your mouth)

All the kids would point and stare
When gettin my freak on with the girl up the stairs
I'm sitting with my brothers watching porno
What the heck my "you know what" must be broken

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbop
Is what I screamed
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbop
It's what I mean
I don't care if you only 9
Call this number for a real good time
(phone number flashes: 555-2687)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbop
it's what I mean
(oh, oh, oooh!)

mmmmmmmbop
I ate all this food
No girls will like me now
I'm fat as hell
But maybe if I throw up a little no one will tell

mmmmmmmbop
I'm despret
mmmmmmmbop
Im a bad ass at heart
mmmmmmmmbop
You know I really don't mean it
mmmmmmmmbop
So mom don't ground me for writing this song!
oh!
yeah!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmbop