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Song Parodies -> "One Guy (Oh Screw It!)"

Original Song Title:

"White Lines (Don't Do It!)"

Original Performer:

Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five

Parody Song Title:

"One Guy (Oh Screw It!)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We had this one in the works for a long long time - hard song to parody, but I think we did a tolerable job of it...
One baby!
Glitch, maybe? So frustrating
He's crock! (crock crock crock crock crock crock crock)
(Waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah)
Aaarrgghh!
Ass!

Ooh smite, smite
Ooh smite, smite
Ooh smite, smite

(Ooh One Guy) given reams of hasslin'
(Cruisin'Amiright) and all the while he jinxes you
(High fives) he thinks a range infraction
(Score us so unkind) won't score 'em three, won't score 'em two
(Striking quite in ad hominem) Shady!
(Buildin' your average song by song, but One Guy throws away)
(Low! Mark it! Low!)

Checkin' the site, One Guy outweighs
Sell out your trends, score will go astray
Can't conjole, no control
'Nonymous he's more than bold
The higher you stray on charts today
That One Guy votes it away
Either by the month or by the day
He's waitin' on sly to be killin' your gain

(He! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks!)
(D'oh!)

(Yeah) Higher, maybe
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
Then he's knockin' it down! (He's base!)

Bang! Dang parody down the drain
Bang! Dang parody down the drain
Bang! Dang parody down the drain
Parody down the drain, Parody down the drain

(Hype's fine) your av'rage driven low
(Comments you never find) and still he's markin' one, baby!
(High fives) how he abhors them so
(And sometimes he hits you twice) he feeds on one-one-one, baby!
(Sure he will always find a way) baby!
(And a little by little grind away your high fives votes away)
(Low! Mark it! Low!)

Should be scourged with thistles, chained to dynamite
Or pillory his bollocks - leave us free to write
Write 'bout eats or boogers, write with wit to enthrall
But if you're hit good, maybe it's 'cus his willy's too small! So just screw it!

(He's! Crock! He's! Crock! He's! Crock! He's! Crock!)
Aarrgghh! (D'oh!)

(Yeah) Higher, maybe
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
Then he's knockin' it down! (He's base!)

(Don't you count on fives) don't you count on fives, baby!
(Burns with ones) he freely burns us one by one
(Know you're makin' us frown) my temperature is risin'
(When he kills our score) yo, we just want him to go!

One Guy should be arrested, sentenced to hard time
We'd all shout three cheers and how if he'd admit he's slime
We understand his plot's from plenty poor ego
So without fail he tips the scale
And parodies slip low
Bah!

(Bane! You're a! Bane! You're a! Bane!)

Asshole is detected, writers are dejected
Chucky does some sleuthin' and IP's are inspected
Now Amiright's united
Says One Guy should be smited
Voting's smoked and it's no joke
Assured One Guy's delighted, let's riot!

(He! Hehe he he! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks!)
Bah! (D'oh!)

(Fives) Got lower, maybe
(Fours) Got lower still
(Threes) Got lower, maybe
It's ones!
Aaarrgghh!

(One Guy) given reams of hasslin'
(Cruisin'Amiright) and all the while he jinxes you
(High fives) he thinks a range infraction
(Score us so unkind) won't score 'em three, won't score 'em two
(Striking quite in ad hominem) Shady!
(Buildin' your average song by song, but one guy throws away)

Little One Scorner, wishin' him a goner
From head down to toes
If his crainy had bombs for brainy
He couldn't blow his nose

(Why man, you wanna mark 'em low?)
(Your power plot? Lust, kicks or jokes?)
(You got shoulder chip? Guy stole ya girl? Merely a flake? What's yo' beef?)
(Hell man, you got a pr*ck malfunc-tion? Suffer low libido-eze?)
(Take a pill man, valium should chill ya!)
(Yeah man wa-want yo' ma-ma?)

Oh screw it! (repeated with scratches)

(He! Haha ha ha! Sucks! He's! Crock! He! Sucks! He's! Crock! He! Sucks! He's! Crock!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Alexander - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Impressive: this is a hard one to parody (and one of only a couple of rap songs I could do from memory)... I'm impressed. :-)
Laurence Dunne - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Amen
nally - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it!
Peregrin - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well Phil, you asked us to do you knew! Quite how we knew you knew it, i have NO idea!
neminem - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe... another song I'd never heard of but which gave me an idea: "Whitespace don't do ****."
mandamoo - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, as I don't know this one I will take Phils' comments on board. Also, I thought it was very funny !
Melhi - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought I wasn't going to be able to rate this one, because I remember so little of the original song, but you paced very well to the bits and pieces I can remember and if Phil says the rest is paced just as well, that's good enough for me. Great job!
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Reallly have absolutely no idea what the original song sounds like but I love the way you worded this one. I'd like to accept "word-of-reputable mouths" and score this but that kind of stretches things a little to far for me. If I knew the song a LITTLE I might go for that. Beyond that isn't really fair to newer writers because I wouldn't do that for them, I know. Appreciated this nonetheless.
Dylan Baranski - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
A-freakin' men! I've had problems with that jive turkey since my American Pie parody! Next, he'll probably pooh-pooh all over my Yes Sir, I Can Boogie parody.

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