Song Parodies -> Valerie (Song To An Android)
| Original Song Title: | "Iris" |
| Original Performer: | Goo Goo Dolls |
| Parody Song Title: | "Valerie (Song To An Android)" |
| Parody Written by: | Jared |
The people at www.androidworld.com have been working on a "domestic android", essentially a robotic maid/assistant, which they have named "Valerie". Needless to say, us sci-fi geeks would give anything to own her. Unfortunately, she's a little out of our price range. That's what this song is about.
Well I'd give my life savings to own you
And I know I'll afford you somehow
You're the closest to Data that they've ever come
Even if you're not ready right now
I'm in shock that the tech has come this far
To think that you're finally real
I just can't believe that they've made an android
But the price is hardly a steal
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
So now I am saving my money
Don't care how long it takes
And I don't care 'bout my biggest fear:
Who do you call when an android breaks?
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
Are you really worth thirty grand?
Are you really worth thirty grand?
Are you really worth thirty grand?
And I know I'll afford you somehow
You're the closest to Data that they've ever come
Even if you're not ready right now
I'm in shock that the tech has come this far
To think that you're finally real
I just can't believe that they've made an android
But the price is hardly a steal
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
So now I am saving my money
Don't care how long it takes
And I don't care 'bout my biggest fear:
Who do you call when an android breaks?
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
And I don't want my friends to know 'bout this
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Can't believe the price that they're asking
Are you really worth thirty grand?
Are you really worth thirty grand?
Are you really worth thirty grand?
Are you really worth thirty grand?
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