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Song Parodies -> "Memories (The Clare Grinnan Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"They Won't Go When I Go"

Original Performer:

George Michael

Parody Song Title:

"Memories (The Clare Grinnan Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Trell Brown (DJ Rough)

The Lyrics

Whoa! What A Ballad
(Clare Grinnan)
No more lying friends
Wanting tragic ends
Though they do pretend
They won't go when I go

All those bleeding hearts
After I've stomped them
They're lying on the ground
And they won't go when I go

And I'll go where I've longed
To go so long
Away from screams

Gone from Groves High School
Away from freshman eyes
Others with them must die
Because they won't go when I go

Seniors feeling Fear
Freshmen dying out
I will kill them all
They won't go when I go

And I'll go where I've longed
To go so long
Away from screams

Unclean minds mislead the pure
The innocent will stay for sure
For them there aint no resting place
People sinning just for fun
They must never see the sun
For they must never show their faces
There ain't no room for the hopeless sinner
Who will take more than he will give
He will give
He will give
He will give
He ain't hardly gonna give

The greed of sophmore kids
Far away from me
And my soul will be free
They won't go when I go

Since I Tortured them
They all want revenge
The kingdom I should see
'Cause they won't go when I go

When I go
Where I'll go
No one can keep me
From my destiny:

(Whisper) Dictator

Look Out For Clare Grinnan...the U.S. may become a Communist Superpower in the future

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