Song Parodies -> I Don't Need That Witches' Brew
| Original Song Title: | "I Don't Need That Rockin' Chair" |
| Original Performer: | George Jones |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Don't Need That Witches' Brew" |
| Parody Written by: | Sarah Cason |
Not meant to be taken seriously. And if you write a story with a witch in it that's really different, go ahead and have her sing it. I don't care.
Cho. I don't need that witches' brew.
Those little mice, or those black cats' mew.
Cause I've got hi-tech in this brain.
This black hair don't mean a thing.
My only brew is my desktop.
Can't get this genius witch to stop.
I may be weird, and yes, I'm a shrew.
I don't need that witches' brew.
1. I'm not ready for the critters yet.
Cause my stuff's as good as a new Corvette.
May be a little faster, and I'll scare you.
I don't need that witches' brew. (Cho.)
2. Old ways that don't fit into mine.
You can keep your car, I'm gonna fly.
Britney Spears needs a singin' crew.
Like I need that witches' brew. (Cho.)
Those little mice, or those black cats' mew.
Cause I've got hi-tech in this brain.
This black hair don't mean a thing.
My only brew is my desktop.
Can't get this genius witch to stop.
I may be weird, and yes, I'm a shrew.
I don't need that witches' brew.
1. I'm not ready for the critters yet.
Cause my stuff's as good as a new Corvette.
May be a little faster, and I'll scare you.
I don't need that witches' brew. (Cho.)
2. Old ways that don't fit into mine.
You can keep your car, I'm gonna fly.
Britney Spears needs a singin' crew.
Like I need that witches' brew. (Cho.)
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