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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Need That Witches' Brew"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Need That Rockin' Chair"

Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Need That Witches' Brew"

Parody Written by:

Sarah Cason

The Lyrics

Not meant to be taken seriously. And if you write a story with a witch in it that's really different, go ahead and have her sing it. I don't care.
Cho. I don't need that witches' brew.
Those little mice, or those black cats' mew.
Cause I've got hi-tech in this brain.
This black hair don't mean a thing.
My only brew is my desktop.
Can't get this genius witch to stop.
I may be weird, and yes, I'm a shrew.
I don't need that witches' brew.

1. I'm not ready for the critters yet.
Cause my stuff's as good as a new Corvette.
May be a little faster, and I'll scare you.
I don't need that witches' brew. (Cho.)

2. Old ways that don't fit into mine.
You can keep your car, I'm gonna fly.
Britney Spears needs a singin' crew.
Like I need that witches' brew. (Cho.)

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