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Song Parodies -> "Nameless"

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Garth Brooks or Billy Joel

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The Lyrics

The pleadings of an unborn child, whose mother can't make up her mind.
Well I'm Nameless
What's a little baby s'posed to do?
Call me anything you're wanting to
Call me anything at all

Your belly's sticking
Out there for the world to see
And you still don't have a name for me?
What? Are you waiting 'til I crawl?
You know that I'm just a child, I could be wrong
But you're running out of time, so come on, name me, Mom
It could be easy, so just decide
If you don't, I won't be satisfied

I'm Nameless,
Oh Mama, I don't even care
Call me Hannah, Beth, or even Cher
Just choose something, pretty please.

And I'm changing,
Growing more and more each single day
When you feel me don't you want to say
"That's my sweet little Louise?"

I promise, all my life I'll wear it proud
So just pick a name, and then say it out loud
Call my Tracy, call me Mary, call me Isabelle
Because not knowing is a living hell!!

I will never complain and ask why you picked a lame name for me
I'll work real hard to make you like your choice
I have faith you'll pick a name, that will fit so perfectly
So it's your choice now, I can't refuse
Just do it, you've got nothing to lose...
Oh, I'm Nameless

(instrumental break)

You know it should be easy for a girl who's strong
To name an unborn child without thinking it's wrong
Call me Billie Jean if you're a Michael Jackson fan
You can do it, Mom, I really know you can!!

It's out of my hands

I'm Nameless
And I'm giving up on begging now
It's not working on you anyhow
So I gotta let it go

Oh, I'm Nameless
Nameless as a girl can be
And you'll make a total fool of me
I just wanted to you to know

Oh, I'm Nameless
I just wanted you to know
Oh, I'm Nameless
Oh, I'm begging you please

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pickle - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You could dedicate this to The Countess of Wessex, who took ages to name her own baby before she settled on Louise.
Arwen - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well...let it be so dedicated then! Thanks, Pickle!!

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