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Song Parodies -> "I've Depends On Low Places"

Original Song Title:

"I Got Friends in Low Places"

Original Performer:

Garth Brooks

Parody Song Title:

"I've Depends On Low Places"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Blame it all on my poots and liquidy toots
That ruin my white underwear
I blast when I go---I can’t stop the flow
I was aghast at what mess I saw there

What an ugly surprise, and the stench from my thighs
And the ever-widening stain
I hollered “Ew!” Spent money for something new
Now I never have to complain

Now, I’ve Depends on low places
So I don’t wreck gowns
And my rear cases those stools away
And my whiz will stay
Now I sure love an anal stasis
But I slip a lot where that old waste is
Oh, I’ve Depends in low places

Corrected a wrong, elastic is strong
And man, that thing holds a lot
Everything’s airtight, I stay out all night
I’m not running off to the pot

No drippage between, or causing a scene
It’s good for twelve hours, but then
It gets quite high, and I need a shower
But you’ll never know

That I’ve Depends on low places
So I don’t wreck gowns
And my rear cases those stools away
And my whiz will stay
Now I sure love an anal stasis
But I slip a lot where that old waste is
Oh, I’ve Depends in low places

Now somethin’ is wrong, I waited too long
I feel a rumble back there
Everything’s too tight, I think that I might
Make a big hole in this chair

Hey, I hear a rip, and feel a big drip
And I don’t think it’s just some gas
And run from the room, get a mop and a broom
Oh Lordy, no stoppin’ this ass!

I broke Depends on low places
Now I wrecked the town
As my rear chases those stools away
And my whiz won’t stay
Now I sure love an anal stasis
But I slipped a lot where that old waste is
Oh, wrecked Depends in low places

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stooge - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
This was laugh out loud funny
Red Ant - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
=)
Old Paul Robinson - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, as hard as it might be to believe, I've never heard the OS...BUT - I'm gonna trust you on the pacing for "old" times sake...and because there seems to be an "Old" farts parody theme on the site today. This was certainly funny and clever in a sh*tty sort of way, Rick. Nice job...nice go grab a fistful of handi-wipes and dab off that doo as best you can. Yeah, OK...try using some of these "5's", too ~ ~ ~
Invisible Boy - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny idea Rick. I so glad you managed to solve your problem.
Q-What does a conga line smell like at a nursing home ?
A-Depends...
Meriadoc - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but great title switch!
Stan Hall - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO --- which I reckon means I won;t be needin' any Depends. :-) 555

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