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Song Parodies -> "Weight Gain"

Original Song Title:

"Freight Train"

Original Performer:

Fred Eaglesmith

Parody Song Title:

"Weight Gain"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Well, I just came out of KFC
I had a giant milk shake and a dozen tacos
I was thinkin’ about the lunch I’d lost the day before
I didn’t feel good when I dined
I thought the feeling might pass by
Now the groceries come pourin’ in
And I beg for more

Look at all this weight gain, baby
Looking like a diesel locomotive
I come eatin’ that Big Mac
Crashing’ in your floor
Look at all this weight gain, baby
Now I really need to fart
And I need a shovel for the food
That they brought in carted
Look at all this weight gain, baby
Look at all this weight gain

Well every time I drive on through
And I order all those fries
I feel all of my heft from standin’
And bulging at the sides
And every time I get a choice
I order A and B
My belly needs a belt
And my shirt pops buttons free

Look at all this weight gain, baby
Looking like a diesel locomotive
I come eatin’ that Big Mac
Crashing’ in your floor
Look at all this weight gain, baby
Now I really need to fart
And I need a shovel for the food
That they brought in carted
Look at all this weight gain, baby
Look at all this weight gain

Well, every time I grew “behind”
And I wound wound up there in bed
I wish someone would bring me liver
Cause that is some stuff I dread
And every time I’m gorging blind
Taking up more slack
I wish somebody would call me a fat hog
After my snack

Look at all this weight gain, baby…………..

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Dr Music - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song. As a werejohncandy, I totally approve of this song. 555. You did an amazing job.

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