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Song Parodies -> "Learn To Ski"

Original Song Title:

"Learn To Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"Learn To Ski"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

About my one and only time skiing, where I mostly didn't do very well.
Run and ski all down the mountain
Is it day or night?
Didn't think my legs could turn like that, they just might
The fake snow is so slippery, whoa
My skis might take a flight
Gotta watch for the trees, don't think I'll get this right

I'm looking for my other ski pole
Looking for my other ski
Looking for people, they're in the way of me
I'm looking for my dark sunglasses
Lookin' 'cause I'm going too fast, see
Make my way back down when I learn to ski

Ow, in the snow I did a faceplant
Great, they closed one way
It's not a lot of fun if it's only your first day
In the snow feels like I am trapped, wish I could go ok
Runnin' down the mountain 'cause my skis have gone away

I'm looking for my other ski pole
Looking for my other ski
Looking for people, they're in the way of me
I'm looking for my dark sunglasses
Lookin' to see how to bend my knee
Make my way back down when I learn to ski

Make my way back down when I learn to
Ski down the mountain, why can't they just use real snow?
Try to ski it better, oh
Ski down the mountain, why can't they just use real snow?
Try to ski it better, oh

I'm looking for my other ski pole
Looking for my other ski
Looking for people, they're in the way of me
I'm looking for my dark sunglasses
Lookin' 'cause I'm going too fast, see
Make my way back down when I learn to
I'm looking for my other ski pole
Looking for my other ski
Looking for people, they're in the way of me
I'm looking for my dark sunglasses
Lookin' to see how to bend my knee
Make my way back down when I learn to ski

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Melissa - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious parody.
Chuck - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like an interesting time. 5's
Dee Range - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
My own face plant is now known as the nose plow :-)
Larry Hensley - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Melissa, Chuck, and Dee.
Agrimorfee - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny song, Larry, although it could have used more changes in the chorus.
Larry Hensley - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri.
ookami - August 02, 2007 - Report this comment
lol this was hilarious

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