Someone go call up the airport
I'm cancelling my flight
I'm stayin' on the ground 'til they've got things set up right
Sick and tired of bad aviation
Air safety is a lie
Another plane crashes each day and people die

I'm looking for some real safety
Looking for a pleasant ride
Looking for something that won't drop from the sky
I'm looking for new transportation
Looking for a car or bike
I'll get back on a plane when it's safe to fly

I've got to drive nine hours to Pittsburgh
My friends say "Flying's fine"
But planes just aren't safe, I don't care if I'm on time
I could catch that plane perhaps
But still, I think I'll drive
You can call me crazy but I'll get there alive

I'm looking for some real safety
Looking for a pleasant ride
Looking for something that won't drop from the sky
I'm looking for new transportation
Looking for a car or bike
I'll get back on a plane when it's safe to fly
I'll get back on a plane when it's safe to fly...

The wings fall off and both engines are lost
Watch as one more airplane drops
Don't fly, the wings fall off and both engines are lost
Watch as one more airplane drops

I'm looking for some real safety
Looking for a pleasant ride
Looking for something that won't drop from the sky
I'm looking for new transportation
Looking for a car or bike
I'll get back on a plane when it's safe to fly
Get back on a plane when it's safe to fly
I'll get back on a plane when it's safe to, to, to...