-> "I'll Sniff Around"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Stick Around"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Sniff Around"
The Lyrics
Won’t chew your shoes
I’m trained for the Police Crew
If you’ve got drugs then you’re screwed
Better flee
Won’t get past me
My nose is the greatest thing
Everything the Airport needs
Bark!
You’re fine with booze
But if cocaine lights your fuse
With my nostrils I’ll reduce
Drug crime sprees
Not just a hound
Tennis balls I don’t chomp down
I live to make convicts frown
My guarantee
I blocked those joints from being scored
Made sure your carry-on’s secured
Guards will go through all your things!
If it’s crystal meth you cling!
You’ll be locked up, Throw the key!
Drugs in your underpants?
Soon my fangs will bite your ass
So you’d better not smoke grass
I’m unglued!
Bags down your throat
In your stomach, acid floats
That won’t stop my awesome nose
Sorry dude!
Go through withdrawal you stoner jerk
I’ll smell it and I’ll go berserk
Guards will go through all your things!
Leave at home your ecstasy!
Any drug that packs a zing!
Mary Jane you tried to bring!
It is gone when I’m barking!
To your pot don’t try to cling!
Jail time you’ll be doing!
So just think you damn hippie!
I’ll sniff around!
I’ll sniff around!
You had the gall to trick this mutt
I’ll sniff around!
I’ll sniff around!
The cops will haul you to prison!
I’ll sniff around!
I’ll sniff around!
Don’t keep drugs in your luggage!
I’ll sniff around!
I’ll sniff around!
With one loud growl you’ll call it quits!
Wooooof! Woof!
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