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Song Parodies -> "Subliminal"

Original Song Title:

"Criminal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fiona Apple

Parody Song Title:

"Subliminal"

Parody Written by:

Kev O'Keefe

The Lyrics

let me give this a whirl
to be subtle about loathing democrats, but i'm just a man
cause it sounds absurd
to accuse us to be racist is a ploy
cause they got senators that are ex-klan
Hillary clinton can try to deny it
but she doesn't really have a clue
mad by republican wins
blinded by power greed
what's a socialist like her to do
her hateful words are a sin

i'm sorry i can't reward incompetence
and sure as hell can't be subliminal
when democrats claim to be esteemed
& scheme to cut money for defense
i can't hide that liberals i'm tired of

hate me cause i love Uncle Sam
but i'm not the one who misleads
loathe me cause i carry a gun
yet i can't fanthom the consequence
if they ban
liberals make us out to be the Third Reich
to suggest that is pretty dumb

i don't know why they take such glee
in their lack of wit
I got a right to protect myself
from some murderous thug
who wants to kill me on a whim
keeping a gun dissuades those scum
so liberals wanna ban guns, why?
i'm not sorry if this parody offends
yet i'm singing it with a sly grin

i'm sorry i can't reward incompetence
and sure as hell can't be subliminal
when democrats claim to be esteemed
& scheme to cut money for defense
i can't hide that liberals i'm tired of

so tell me what you want to say
but i'll defend liberty any day
trust me, i'm not the source of the world's woe
I wish the terrorists, we do slay
in this opinion i will not sway
we don't need soldiers with feet of clay
an eye for an eye, quid pro quo

i'm sorry i can't reward incompetence
and sure as hell can't be subliminal
when democrats claim to be esteemed
& scheme to cut money for defense
i can't hide that liberals i'm tired of

i'm sorry i can't reward incompetence
and sure as hell can't be subliminal
when democrats claim to be esteemed
& scheme to cut money for defense
i can't hide that liberals i'm tired of

i can't hide that liberals i'm tired of

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Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 5

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Paul Robinson - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Kev - McPhisto was right, this is irksome. Pace pretty good, 4-1-2 in my voting here.
I hate this freakin song - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excuse me while I vomit. This song shows more idiocy than the average Bush campaign. Why do they want to ban guns? To keep them away from thugs! If you're so insecure, buy a bat, or use a knife, they can't outlaw those! Guns are the root of all our problems, if there weren't any guns, how could there be stickups? Muggings wouldn't be as big a problem and the murder rate would go down phenominally. While the song was artistically done, though it was pigheaded and moronic. "The terrorists we do slay"? Most of them aren't even terrorists! The amount of terrorists to inoccent slaughter is a one sided thing, for every terrorist we kill 6 innoccents have to die. All you show in this song is a pathetic need for violence. Get a life.

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