I'm losin' all my skin
got hair under my chin
my head is cavin' in
cause I'm a has been.

my clothes are out of date.
i can't afford to wait.
I need to be a teen again.

I got to buy a car,
I've got to be a star
{midlife crisis}
want to be popul-ae
i swear that i'm not gay ay ay ay ay ay

I'm 60 yes it's true!
but i need to look like you.
I don't want to be old
but i'm just another......fake.

It dont mean that i cant be a teen.
I just got to shop at abercrombie!!!

O my god, 90 bucks!
Abercrombie sucks!
today things cost so much
but i have to keep up.

If i want to be young,
i need to spend 90 bucks,
what is this crappy rap music???

I want to be so cool
but im just a dumb fool
{midlife crisis}
I'll have a heart attack
If i become a Frat
i need to be a Teeeeeen!

I'm 60 yes it's true!
but i want to be just like you!
What's up with this moose
sewed on to my 90 dollar shirt??

It dont mean that im not cool
i just need to stop being such a fool.

Things aren't goin my way
i got nothin to say
how do kids get paid?
90 bucks, no way!

I'm goin back to 60
guess i'm not cool enough
i wish i was still a teen
but i just give up.

(bridge)
Wanted to be a teen
but i'm gay!
....
How did i get here?
What should i say???


You're perfect yes it's true
not me, only you!!
I wish i could be young,
but i am just a fake.

JUST A FAKE.