Song Parodies -> ASS-CAP TURDS
| Original Song Title: | "More Than Words" |
| Original Performer: | Extreme |
| Parody Song Title: | "ASS-CAP TURDS" |
| Parody Written by: | Gari J |
A PARODY IN SUPPORT OF BELOW AVERAGE DAVE AND HIS WEBSITE TROUBLES WITH ASCAP.
Average Dave dammed too
ASS-CAP says they want some dollars from you
Its not you don’t want to
Licence it, but it should be free to
How sleazy they have been for closing B.A.D.
ASS-CAP TURDS is all you have to do is take and steal
You cant sue a parody cos it is free
Its not the real deal bro
What would you do if DAVE tore your ass in two?
Took you claim showed you for real
That his site was free surreal
What would you say if we took your claim away?
Then you couldn’t stop Dave too
By try making him pay you
ASS-CAP TURDS
Now we’ve tried too talk to you and sign your petition
All we have to do is tell ASS-CAP
They can just kiss your ass, oh F**K me
Why don’t they just go and have a smoke
B.A.Dave I’m sure you’ll have the chance to do your show
Make your troubles go away do your hobby
I hope your site don’t go
What would you do if DAVE tore your ass in two?
Took you claim showed you for real
That his site was free surreal
What would you say if we took your claim away?
Then you couldn’t stop Dave too
By try making him pay you
ASS-CAP TURDS
ASS-CAP says they want some dollars from you
Its not you don’t want to
Licence it, but it should be free to
How sleazy they have been for closing B.A.D.
ASS-CAP TURDS is all you have to do is take and steal
You cant sue a parody cos it is free
Its not the real deal bro
What would you do if DAVE tore your ass in two?
Took you claim showed you for real
That his site was free surreal
What would you say if we took your claim away?
Then you couldn’t stop Dave too
By try making him pay you
ASS-CAP TURDS
Now we’ve tried too talk to you and sign your petition
All we have to do is tell ASS-CAP
They can just kiss your ass, oh F**K me
Why don’t they just go and have a smoke
B.A.Dave I’m sure you’ll have the chance to do your show
Make your troubles go away do your hobby
I hope your site don’t go
What would you do if DAVE tore your ass in two?
Took you claim showed you for real
That his site was free surreal
What would you say if we took your claim away?
Then you couldn’t stop Dave too
By try making him pay you
ASS-CAP TURDS
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I agree with the sentiment and message 100%. I signed the Badave.com/ASCAP petition online, and I'll have to give you 5s.
Great job. GO DAVE!!!!
Wow, thanks Gari, I am happy that everyone has my back, I will make sure to keep the site updated with my moves on this touchy subject!
I think it pathetic what ASCAP are doing dave, but do keep doing what your doing.
Andria and Scotti cheers for commenting
OK, signed the petition. Just tell the boys at ASCAP I'm getting back on them.
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