Take the train and get to work on time
One more day of the daily grind
There's the lift I step Inside
It's so crowded and so confined

Would someone press thirty-three
I can't reach past the fat chick in front of me
Which button's pressed cannot be seen
this is such a tight fit
Feel like a sardine

Oh now I smell a fart
Yes and that's when I wondered who
Who laid that smelly big fart
Oh yeah it really stinks P.U.

Who farted?
Who farted?

But when I asked no one replied
Was it the chick whose ass is wide?
Hope the gas that they let slide
Will fade away before I die

I wonder who could it be
I'll bet it's the fat chick who's in front of me
The smell's so strong it's killing me
That damn bad smell of sh*t
Makes me want to heave

It's a terrible fart
Tell me was that stink made by you?
Oh please don't ever fart
In a lift with others there too
No one likes to smell farts
when they ride in a lift with you
Such a foul smelling fart
Someone please let me off on two

Who farted?
Who farted?
Who farted?
Who farted?