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Song Parodies -> "Next Mealtime"

Original Song Title:

"Next Lifetime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Erykah Badu

Parody Song Title:

"Next Mealtime"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

This is a long song X_x
[Chorus]
Now what am I supposed to do
When I need something to munch?
How can I finish up my break
When I still need time for lunch?
What am I supposed to do
When I need something to munch?
How can I finish up my break
When I still need time for lunch?


First time that I saw your store
It put a smile upon my face
All I knew was that I wanted food
I really hoped this was the place
Then you ushered me
To something sweet
I could not speak
Your sugary sweet treats made my mouth stick closed
When I tried to eat.

(Chorus)

I know I'll come here next mealtime
I will be back
I know I'll come here next mealtime
I will eat here

Your tasty eats
Do crazy things to me
It dazes me when I'm chowing down
You got me falling on the ground
Yeah
I need some more
I've got to leave for... work
You're wonderful
But still I have to make the paper

(Chorus)

I know I'll come here next mealtime
Maybe I'll have some more time
I know I'll come here next mealtime
That sounds so divine
I know I'll come here next mealtime
I know I will now
I know I'll come here next mealtime
Wait
Wait a little while

See it ain't nothing wrong with eating
Boss, don't get me wrong
'Cause every time (every time) I see it (every single time)
It lets me know just how long (I just have to wait)
That I have to sit here waiting
But rumblings just won't die
See I know I got a lot of work done
But not enough to leave out yet, right?

(Chorus)

I know I'll go there next mealtime
You know I'm ready to chow down
I know I'll go there next mealtime
I need that food now

(Chorus)

I know I'll go there next mealtime
I'm so ready
I'm g'on eat there
I know I'll go there next mealtime
I'm g'on get your food

(Chorus)

I know I'll go there next mealtime
Oh
Oh, yes please
I'm g'on eat there
I'm g'on eat there

(Chorus)

I know I'll go there next mealtime
What they serve is so divine
I know I'll go there next mealtime
Next time I'll buy the pie
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Commenting because I voted! I like this parody. It's my latest in a good long while.

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