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Song Parodies -> "Sears In Heaven"

Original Song Title:

"Tears In Heaven"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Sears In Heaven"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

More mall madness.
Will they have my size?
When I shop there in Heaven
Will I find good buys?
When I shop there in Heaven

My favorite store
The widest floor
I just hope they'll have one more
Sears in Heaven

Will they have all brands?
When I shop there in Heaven
Will clerks meet demands?
When I shop there in Heaven

I know I'll grin
And face no sin
Cause there's no shoplifting in
Sears in Heaven

Sitting on a cloud, muzak not too loud
Walking down the aisle, every gorgeous mile
Workers smile

Get a big T. V.
When I shop there in Heaven
Cable hook-up free
When I shop there in Heaven

My fridgidaire
I'll buy in there
Credit's bad? They'll never care
Sears in Heaven

Hi Paul.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Joelle - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
"muzak not too loud" - wait a minute - you hear MuzakŪ around you ? Are you sure it's not Walmart-hell ? Heh heh heh here's three heavenly 5's for you and Saint Peter.
Michael Pacholek - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Trust me, Rick, there is NO Sears in heaven! I know! See my own parody with the title!
Rick D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You're right, Micheal. I really figured it would be located in the other place, but I write so much like that, sometimes I take the other side. I wish I'd seen yours first. You don't know how relieved I am that they are very different.
2nz - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This is the first time I'm listening to this song. You deserve all 5's just for having good taste in music and doing the song justice, but I read through it again to be fair. Yeah, it's really funny too. Really good job with this.
David Pratter - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Best thing they sell, which is truly heaven is Craftsman Power Tools - only place you can find that brand and it's guaranteed! I love my Craftsman Drill, it truly is in heaven!
Paul Robinson - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - Good job again. Haven't been to Sears in quite a while but David Pr. is right about the power tools, although I'm not a huge user of things with too many high-speed mechanisms where human appendages can be severed or rendered. I once completed a "Home Improvement " type project (albeit a small one) and it was actually done ok and worked like it was supposed to on the first try. I stood there and looked at it and fooled around with it about an hour because I didn't believe it.

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