Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "McDonalds Worker"

Original Song Title:

"Marshall Mathers"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"McDonalds Worker"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm somebody
Everyone wants to come around like they're my friend
What you want from me, some respect
Get out of my face

Chorus:
You see I'm just a McDonalds worker (McDonalds worker)
I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why yous talk about me (talk about me)
Nobody cared before all they did was ignore me (was ignore me)
Now everyone wants to run their mouth and take shots at me (take shots at me)

Eh, you might see me workin', you might see me jerkin'
You might see me piss off Kim for the fun of the purpose
Have her walking around not even talking to me
Which is making her do her job very silently
(Shhh, shhh) Put me in drive-through handing out orders
Oh my bad, I just messed up two orders
Looking for a Big N Tasty, this is ridiculous
Serving off orders I don't get what the big deal is
Hold up a second I'll get the slip of paper
Pissed off 'cause we have to stay open an hour later
Listen to all the customers who rip us off
By getting free burgers and fries and whatever else they can get
And among all the playing by the grill
I have to sit back and just watch staying still
Then walk around the store looking very confused
Pissing off people because I have nothing to do
I'm anti-Tina and that fag Justin
I don't understand why yous hired them in
These people are worthless, what is this?
They get on my nerves, clock me out and send me home
All I see is Tina trying to act young
For peeps sake, I'm young enough to be her son
Whatever happened to hiring some good workers
Who knows what they are doing and gets the job done
All my co-workers talk a lot of ish
You people make me sick
And if you ever see me in public
Just leave me .. (haha)
This dude named Mike don't like me (uh huh)
I talked to his girl now he diespise me (yup)
But now when I work he talks to me (hehe)
A bunch of high school kids act just like me
Joke around and play games just to be me
I was hired here to annoy everyone
And without me there wouldn't be no fun
Now I know I was put here to bug you Kim
Me acting immature just like one of your kids
I can never win, I give
Kimberly or is it Kimmy
I know you don't like these names
But I'm gonna call you these anyways
Go ahead ask her about the problems that I have
When she's finished just look at her and laugh
'Cause it ain't worth the time and effort
Two-faced "B" doesn't have anything better to do
Look at you running your mouth again
Now what is it about her or him
And I don't need help from no one
Whenever I close trying to make up
Fell behind 'cause I was trying to wake up
An idiot, you damn right I'm an idiot
But look at your husband, you call him an idiot too

Chorus

Is it because you love me that yous expect so much of me
You caught the vapors "B", now go bug that person
Now because of this money that I got
and moved up to the top, you think it's hot?
McDonalds just spunned around and turned into the ghetto
Now it seems like everythings such a big show
"Oh, we all know who's fault it is
so let's keep this easy and just blame him"
My god damn manager is writing me up for something
Make it worth my time and not for nothing
Hell, where do you think I picked up the bad habit?
All I had to do was copy what others were doing
What is it now, what did I do wrong?
It doesn't matter, I'm gonna quit this place anyways
Always seemed to talk behind my back
Just shut your mouth now 'cause it was I who did that
So tell me, what the hell am I suppose to do?
For every mistake that's amde, it's always my fault
Crew members fightin' and fussin' on who has to clean the mess up
All the sudden, I got ninety-nine problems (It's not me!)
Another closer who cannot stand me
'cause I get on their nerves so damn easily
Everbody seems so happy and proud
I finally moved out of my parents last house
Whoo-hoo! And then to top it off, I talked to my x-girl
to find out she's pregnant with my child or not
Just three months ago she gets a home
and what do I hear? She got married like three months ago
Okay, now that I know the truth
uhh here - here you go, here you go
Now everyone should find out your really a ho
Ahh bump it, I hope finds out himself

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.4
Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 6
 7
 
 2   0
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

aoid - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
eh, the lyrics ain't TOO bad...
Mikey Boy - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasn't the best, but I do hand to u that out of all the authors on this site I think u parody the best songs. Not making wise but choosing wise.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eminem4.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 916