-> "My Name Is... Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"My Name Is"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Name Is... Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Aaron Hong
The Lyrics
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
(Ahem...excuse me!)
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
(Can I have the attention of the world's children for one second...)
Hi kids! Do you like Christmas gifts? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me put my elves on 24-hour shifts? (uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try roast elk and gain weight worse than I did? (huh?)
My sleigh's over weight, I'm tryin' to get my ride straight
But I can't figure out which reindeer is ready to mate (what?)
Father Time said: "Santa Claus, you a basehead."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz my original self was trampled by picketing elves
Got pissed off and ripped the mistletoe off
Got drunk and dozed off and the wind froze my toes off
I shimmied down my first chimney and fell on my ass
Faster than a fat deer who's ass-high on grass
I'm thirsty! (Santa, wait a minute, that's my egg nog!)
I don't give a crap, God sent me to piss grownups off
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
These kids wanted to sit on my lap in junior high
Only problem was, the youngest of these kids was 29
I broke a candy cane on his head
Smacked his friends with nut bread
And sat on him till his fingers turned red (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in on Botcon, had my red coat on
Turn my head for a second and my toy sack was gone (Wsssshhhhh...)
They say I'm imaginary, like the Tooth Fairy
The Easter Bunny's hairy, but they scream "Look, it's Drew Carey!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my wife does less work than I do
I told her I'd get a job workin' one day a year
Only catch is I gotta gain weight and grow a beard (Yeah right)
You know you blew up when the kids rush the mall
To talk with your impersonators with wish lists ten feet tall (Aaahhhhhh!)
This kid's dad told him he can only get one video game
So I signed it: 'Hey Dad, you're on the Naughty list, L@M3R!
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Stop the tape! This fat slob needs to lose some weight! (Get him!)
Father Time, don't just stand there, stop the sleigh!
I'm not ready to go, it's too scary to fly
I'll have to be carried inside the sleigh and hauled stateside
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a fifth of eggnog...dare me to ride? (Go 'head.)
All my life I've been sleep-deprived
I've been making lists for years, my paunch is too hairy to hide
Clothes size with more X's then Christy Thom
My waistline is gone, Feds keep scannin' my ass for bombs
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
WHERE'S MY ROAST ELK MOM?! WHAT'S WITH THIS MILK 'N' BITS?!
I lay awake 'cos I can't get out of bed
They put me in a reindeer harness and pulled their hands red
I'm too damn fat (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I hired a mutant reindeer, his nose glows a tad
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)... my name is... Santa Claus
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)... my name is... Santa Claus
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