Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.

Hey kids, you like promos?
Wanna see me spoof a song, and use a word used for homos.
Wanna parody and see people give me low votes,
Try Joe, make a parody like Syncronos.
I love WhatFreaks, it's a site for the pervert geeks
But I can't figure out if Big Al's playin' hide-and-seek.
And Ghetto J said (S.T.G., you're a no one)
Say what? (ceck the "Bong Song", it's got all ones.)
Well since age twelve I've spoofed songs
From Korn to Elvs. cuz my dad said
let's spoof Meatloafer's "Bat Out of Hell"
Got kicked off from sayin' fag, queer, and gay stuff
And censored my words,
My newest victims are gonna be Kriss Kross.
DarkJon is type the crass,
X is on his @$$ faster than a gay man who's in jail, no laughs.
Here's a song.
(S.G., don't you steal it, it was mine first)
I don't give a care,
I'll spoof it now, and I'll make it worse.

Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.

My first parody was a no go on AmIRight,
The only reason was my parodies were not fly.
The "Bong Song" never saw an eraser,
Nor has it seen paper,
I just submitted it, like impulsive Kramer.
Logged on the site's board,
Treating Chuck, like he's the Lord,
Posted dumb topics,
And then the obscenities went overboard.
Multi-parody artists spoofing on a big hit,
Then we made it and lost out on
(what's going on?).
Ninety-nine percent of this site has been lied to
I just found out Darkjon has more hits than I do.
I told Xand I'd grow up to be a famous spoofer,
Make parodies of hip-hops' best,
And have him spoof to.
When you saw "Bong Song",
That your defeat was in my hands,
You tried to get it banned,
Like partial-abortion ban acts.
This guy who parodies asked for my comments,
So I typed out, 'Dear Bob, go on down the river, @$$hole.'


Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.


Stop the tape,
This song can't be shown today.
Ghetto J, don't just stand there, give a rate.
I'm not ready to leave,
Songs I still cannot write,
I'll rather be carried inside a hospital and get barely revived.
"Highway Grammar" is slowin', I can't find a new site,
I tried to check out Bob Rivers,
I guess he didn't like,
All this site has been very deprived
I ain't had a hit in months,
My songs to funny to write.
Songs ripped like "One Rusty Gutter".
I ragged on the fag,
Chuck took care of that clutter.
When I was little I did stuff that was funny while eating my grits.
How we gonna make it in 04? Revive my "Road Trip"?
I lay awake and hook myself online
With SpyKids 3D glasses,
With another pair strapped to my side.
I might be going mad,
And by the way, when you think I'm bad,
I'ma make another spoof like this. Got it, man?


Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (what)
My name is (who)
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.
Hi, my name is (huh)
My name is what,
My name is (parody author)
S.T.G.