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Song Parodies -> "The Real Greg Brady"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Real Greg Brady"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

May I comment on your hair, now?
May I comment on your hair, now?
Will the real Greg Brady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Greg Brady please stand up?
We all love you man, your awesome..

Y'all act like you never seen a hippy before
Jaws all open when you see my shoes on the floor like I was some actor
and start screamin and screamin when I walk thorugh the door
Fans first were normal, chanting Brady Bunch (Ahh!)
It's the finale of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say the show series is over?"
And Davy Jones.. of course, it's been on for years!
Davy Jones is retro, he's my biggest fan! (Ha-ha!)

Senior girls love Greg Brady {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Greg Brady, I'm so proud of him
Look at him, walkin around coming his you-know-what
cuttin the grass which-is-astroturf," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of knots in my brilo pad hair due
But no worse, than what fight is goin on in da boy's room
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just comb my hair, but can't
but it's cool for da Fonzi to be friends wid Cunningham
"Da seventies love me, da seventies love me"
And if your lucky, you can see my brother Bobby
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a root beer float is
Of course they gonna know what Mickey Mouse is
By the time they age two
They got the Disney Channel don't they?

"We ain't nothing but Bradys.." Well, some of us crazy
who can sing like they're a sailor is the navy {*SLURP*}
But if we can watch the Happy Days or the oh yeah Bradys
then there's no reason that a child won't go crazy
{*EWWW!*} But if you smell how I smell, yo better use deoderant
Now me dad Brady is cuckoo according to mom, really that's what she said

(Chorus X 2)
I'm Greg Brady, yes I'm the real Brady
All you other Greg Brady's are just imitating
So won't the real Greg Brady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Well Peter don't have to be what his dad expects him to be;
well he wants to drive, and race on NASCAR Tv!
Now I give a shout when our made Alice acts like a Brady
Half of the family can't even stand it, shut up thats all I need!
"But Greg what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Win what? A beauty contest or a seventies emmy
An emmy is great now what were you tryin to ask me?
Oh, I see that Peter is in Aspen and wants to ski
so I can sit next to Marsha Mrs. Big Nosey
and hear 'em argue over who had the larger nose
Back then they never had MTV
"Yeah, that's cool, but who needs it anyway!"
I should grab a comb for me
and show the whole world how I'm a cutey
I'm sick of you Beatles, you're no match for me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who dress like me; who want the hair of me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but never me!


I got in trouble using my dad's colone
Then I had to share a room with Peter and Bob
The only difference is that I'm on the top bunk
And they all know that I am the crowned king of funk
I just get on the stage and do a split
and whether you like to admit it
That I am a better stylist than you and you
Then you wonder how fast I can say you and you and you
It's funny; cause it smells, aw PU
I'll be the only person in the world to be funkadelic
I am now old but I have hair, don't forget to gel it!!
And I'm jerk in real life but on the light I'm really nice
And everybody knows I'm as evil as mice
But there's no darn chance that my hair has lice
{*HACH*} Don't worry my hair is nice
Screaming "Alleluia"
Winning games of pong, boo yah!
So, will the real Greggy please stand up?
And put one of the comes in a fro in and up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

(Chorus x 2)

Hey myan!

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Total Votes: 3

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Static - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
the nascar tv line was smart. being a nascar fan, i saw that one. good job there.
Michael Pacholek - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good votes should come to you in bunches. Yikes, Static, first the Dr. Henry Heimlich All-Stars, now NASCAR? What's next, figure skating? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Jonathan C. - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
There was a funny version of "The Real Greg Brady" by none other than Greg Brady himself, Barry Williams on the MTV Video Awards or MTV Movie Awards several years back.
Static - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
hey hey hey Pacholek, watch it. there actually was a New York Yankees car that raced NASCAR Cup in New York, ironically it finished about 36th of 43... lol... how ironic.
Terry - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
that's weird because I downloaded a similar thing but it was "The Real Mike Brady" was funny as hell but I don't know who did it...but it also used "The Real Slim Shady"...I should post the lyrics here...

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