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Song Parodies -> "The Communist Rap"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Communist Rap"

Parody Written by:

Li'l Huey

The Lyrics

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will Li'l Huey please stand up?
I repeat, will Li'l Huey please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

You all act like you never seen a commie before
Guns all on the floor like Pam like William just shellin' the state
Started whooping Castro's butt while he masturbates
Now I guess it's too late too save Cuba and the states
It's the return of the
'Commies are good, Commies are great, surrender are will, as of this date.'
And Mr. Che said:
Nothing idiots Che's dead, he's locked in the cellar
Worse death than rabid Old Yellar
Commie, Commie, Commie Li'l Huey I'm sick of that
Look at him, scratching that big old butt
Hailing the you know who 'yeah, but he's so cute though'
Yep, I guess that Russia's a little sick of that little Mofo
But no worse than the bullshit that China fell for again
I just want to forget about prison, and get set loose
But can't, but its cool for Hussane to hump a dead moose
Fidel is on the roof, Fidel is on the roof!
And if I'm lucky I just might get to save my own youth
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what an evil society is
Of course they gonna know what communist is
By the time they hit first grade,
They got the local NBC don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us Nazi's
Who cut other people open playin' Yahtzee?
But if they can kill Jewish people and black people
Then there's no reason that we can't kill Hitler and the Kleux Klux Klan
But if you feel like I feel I got the cure anew
Women wear your party hats, so I hate commies and so do you...

I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home
I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home

Gore and Bush don't got to cuss to rule a country
Fidel probably do, so screw him, and screw Boris too!
You think we give a damn about your country?
Most politics can't even look at you, let alone listen
'But Hue what if we went commie too?'
Why? So you guys can lie to hide me here?
So you can sit me here tryin' to cope my fear
Crap, 'Rage against the Machine' better obey they're thirst
So I can sit next to Sadame Hussane and Castro
And hear 'em argue over who thought of it first
Little freaks smile and wave to ABC
'Yeah we smile, but we don't like you! He, he!'
I should download their dictation on mp3
And show the whole world how they smile and nod on my TV
I'm sick of that little island and China all it does is abrade me
So we've been sent here to destroy thee
And there are a million of us just like me
Who hate commies!
Who just want to rebel like me!
Who dress like Che?
Jump, skip and sing like He
It just might be the Hitler thing
But forgot about me

I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home
I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home

They're trippin' to listen to
And they only giving you
An artificial world of safety and less abuse
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
Cuban politics have no rhyme or reason at all
I just stand up and crank it
And whether you like to admit it
Hussane's full of such shit, look at his hilarious photo album
I always wonder who'll win the presidency, Prince Valium?
It's funny, because at the rate we're going when I'm fifty
I'll be the only person who has a condom nifty
Kicking Commie's asses when I'm jacking off and watching George Bush dancin'
But this can bag of pepper spray isn't working
And every single person is a Commie hunter lurking'
He could be working at Pin N' Save cumming on blue velvet gown
Or in the parking lot circling
Screaming 'KKK get a life!'
Hussane and Castro will unite soon
And everyone will be saying 'get a room!'
And put one of those arms on each side down
And to be proud to live in a democratic world
And it'd be better than to be a commie, and hurl!

I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home
I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home
I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home
I'm Li'l Huey
And I hate Commies
All you other Commies are just there waitin'
So won't the real Commies
Please go home please go home please go home

Haha, I guess theirs all a Li'l Castro in all of us, lets all stand up.

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