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Song Parodies -> "Tiffany"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Tiffany"

Parody Written by:

Josh

The Lyrics

she said she wants to eat my cheese
help she wants my cheese
tiffany said she was gonna take my cheese
i repeat tiffany say's she is gonna eat my cheese
i think this is going to be a problem
she acts like she never ate no cheese before
slober in her mouth jaw on the floor she dose this every time i walk in the door.
if she touchse my cheese her ass is dead.
i'll break her back then rip off her head.
thats how much i love my "no wait h better not say what i think he's about to say ok"
i dont care what tiffany say's she's about to be dead.
i'll kill her then lock the bodie in my bassment.
tiffany say's she loves my cheese
tifany i'm sick of her always talk'n about my cheese try'n to eat it while my back is turned,say'n she wasn't.
"yeah butt she is realy hot though".
i problyu could let her have a bite of two what am i say'n i had to work to pay for this cheese dude.
i get in trouble for speak'n my mind & try'n to let loose but its ok for tiffany ogles to strut around look'n like a fat moose.
her but is by my lips her butt is by my lips
some one better stop this girl before i break her hips.
this girl thinks she's gonna have my kids.
i say skrew that i dont even know what mama's name is.
of corse i'd rather be steped on by a horse &become a parapleagic.
the chese i eat it comes an animal , i wish i was a canibal i'd eat tiffany up like a cantilope.
she smells like a dead antilope
watch wile my best freind and me elope
if you eat cheese like i eat cheese, i think we got what people needsi think this is the antidote i like wear'n wemons pantyhose whats the chourus i dont know.
i like cheese. like cheese.
all the people that dont like it must be freaks put it in your mouth till it fills up both your cheeks.
if you dont like cheese then please shutup please shutup please shutup
tiffany ogles better come out the closet cause her crap is starting to stink.
you dont like cheese well i do so i'll eat some then i'll eat you to.
think i give a crap about you tiffany i dont.
i dont even know what you look like so why should pretend i do.
"but josh i think she likes you" so you think i care.
she's just another fat girl with three chins & nappy hair.
she thinks she's os hot she can get dudes like carson daily & fred durts. i hate to be he one to makeyour buble birst butt i see you & want to claw my eyes out.
one day you'll see me when your watch'n trl on mtv.
you'll wish you never touched my cheese T.
the only way you'll ever here from me is if you go buy my new cd.]
i am sick of all these little pricks that try to anoy me.
your worse than that afg eminem come on lets see ya try to destroy me.
there's lots of people that feel like me butt they dont see the things i see there to busy try'n to act like me.
they'll never know me like i know tiffany.
i like cheese. like cheese.
all the people that dont like it must be freaks put it in your mouth till it fills up both your cheeks.
if you dont like cheese then please shutup please shutup please shutup
before i'd go out with tiffay i'd blow out my brains with water gun.
stik a pen in my arm run in circles then set off a fire alarm just for fun.
here my mom scream " oh my god look what you've done".
you wander why i like cheese it is cause i got something tiffany wants butt she can't have.
most rappers wish they had the skill i got butt they dont so why do they act like they do that is gay. some day i want to do a camercial for jergins. sqease the tube out pops the good stuff.
mark martin won a race that must mean his viagras work'n.
you people's scared of slimshady god he's gayer than jan brady.
i met tiffany at burgerking shook her hand & stole her ring.
that will teach the cow to saay that i cant sing.
i'll look you right in the eye & scream dont look at me in that tone of voice.
turn around i'll shove a broom stick up your butt.
make you cry then knok your girl friend up.
i dont know what i'm say'n i cant hear cause these voice's in mead talk to loud. one more time sing the chourus hows it go.
i like cheese. like cheese.
all the people that dont like it must be freaks put it in your mouth till it fills up both your cheeks.
if you dont like cheese then please shutup please shutup please shutup.
i like cheese. like cheese.
all the people that dont like it must be freaks put it in your mouth till it fills up both your cheeks.
if you dont like cheese then please shutup please shutup please shutup.
this is gay lets all just shut up
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