-> "The 9-1-1 Tradegy"
Original Song Title:
"Marshall Mathers" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The 9-1-1 Tradegy"
You know I just don't get it
There was no patriotism before
This year there's so much more
Now everybody wants to wave the flag like something else
Man, what is this, country full of bandwagon jumpers?
Get out of my face
We all know about the 9-1-1 tradegy (the 9-1-1 tradegy)
I'm just a regular guy
After you read this I know you're gonna hate me (just hate me)
Nobody even cared from the past times
All we did was live our lives (live our lives)
Now everybody wants to show their pride
As if they had it before (yeah right as if)
Yo, you might see me postin', you might see me hostin'
You might see me going down the street in my ride flossin'
With the U of M flag waving in the wind with one window down
Playing the fight song called Hail to the Victors as loud as I can
Or riding my bike, agressive street riding
Jumping the ramps doing the tricks in the air
Lookin for Bin Satan, this is so ridiculous
The red, white, and blue I don't what the big deal is
Pacific time it was seven a.m when I seen all this
Pissed off, cause no one can understand my point of view
Watching all these people as if they had something to do
Like everyone in the US went to New York just to help out
And among all this sadness, pride, and patriotism
I just sit back, move on, there's something I maybe missing
And walk around like something didn't happen
Calling everyone a hippie as if I was a real life Cartman ("You hippie!")
I'm anti-Hawaiin and oriental
Because people died I don't know am suppose to feel sentimental
I'm sick of all the news coverage, don't get me started
These people retarded? Let's go back a few years
All I seen was people living their lives day to day
What ever happen to the freedom that children can play?
What ever happen to feeling good about ourselves
going around places not really caring about no one else?
Monica Lewinsky sucked a lot of what
It was told to the world like we gave a f*ck
And I cannot wait 'til this is all over
Back to normal lives... (uh yeah)
Goldie now don't like me (uh-huh)
Said some junk on the boards to spite me (check)
Then went around to be just like me (hehe)
A dude named Paul S. feels the same way just like me
He maybe just a member guest but yes he gets me (yes yes)
I know I was put here to annoy the world
Just try to save your little boy or girl
Plus I was put here back in 1980 when my mom and dad first made me
they called me "Mateo" 'cause the named sounded cool
Bender and Carrilynn
Claimin you know me, when you don't know me at all (yeah get this)
I don't like to beef, but you come at me so I will bounce back at you
Check the message boards out see what they had to say in the 2000's
After I seen that I came up with this idea to do this song (Noooooooo!)
Leave it alone cause they cannot this will be the last time I say this
Look at yous typing on the computer again
When yous don't know where am coming from, it's my life
And I don't need help, from the news, to be reminded
It's been over a year let's leave it in all the past behind
"American," you damn right am proud to be one
But you won't see me waving the stars and stripes just for the fun
Is it because of 9-1-1 I have to show the red white and blue in me
Yeah right, there's only the maize and blue that's really in me
Now because of what happened in the state of New York
I gotta feel that grief of sadness of some sort
The whole US just spun around and pulled a 360
Some people tried to diss me and act like some big sissies
"Well, the Canadian border is open just go for it"
So now they think am some kind of teenager just cause I want to move on
My mom wants me to wear the america flag on my shirt
She must want me to be like everyone else
It seems like am gettin dissed for having my own personality
All that had to happen was two towers to be blown down
Which is it people, patriotism or not?
It doesn't matter, everyone will jump on the back anyways
Talkin' about that I have no grief
When people come together to help out it's such a relief (yeah)
So tell me, what the hell am I suppose to do?
Should I move on, be strong, or feel sorry for everyone's lose?
The president making decisions on whether or not to go to war
All of the sudden, this country has lost more lives (not again)
I wonder if my mom and dad will ever miss me
They cried when they saw my name that died in war on TV
A year everyone must be so happy and proud
To be where they're from on the United States grounds
Hey-hey! And to top it off, it gets even worse
I worked in drive-through and what do I see
It's a white truck with painting all over the truck
What is this I read? "With me you cannot f*ck"
Okay, sorry man but I think you need some help
Uhh, here - Take this shotgun and go shoot yourself
Now your two kids won't grow up to be just like you
And f*ck it, I might as well shoot them too
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