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Song Parodies -> "Slim"

Original Song Title:

"Kim"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Slim"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Aw ain't that sweet.
Look at Eminem.

Yesterday I bought your CD.
Played it about twice.
I heard that song "Stan"
I thought it was pretty nice.
See man, now I've caught you,
Do you know what's comin' to you.

Sit down, Slim, or I'll hafta' beat the **** outta you.
The public won't find this out.
They won't know what I'm about to do.
Stop crying, prick, why you make me shout at you.
How could you Slim, lettin' Dre change you into a psycho guy.
Now look at Dr. Dre now.
{Eminem} No!
I said look at him.
He ain't so pimpin' now isn't he.
Now I'm your pimp right now brotha'.
Now come with me.

So long, you white trash mutherf*****.
Call yourself a wigger.
You ain't gonna survive without Dre.
So long, you white trash mutherf*****.
Call yourself a wigger.
You ain't gonna survive without Dre.

I'm thought you had a heart.
But I guess it's made of stone.
Ha, it was funny how you dissed ICP, wasn't it.
Now look where they are.
I took a M16 and shot both of 'em.
{Eminem} No!
I guess you had feelin's for the flaming homo clowns.
I took Crazy J and gave him a couple downers.
And shoot him in the head with my big steel 9.
But I guess you'll be joinin' 'em.
It's only gonna be time.

So long, you white trash mutherf*****.
Call yourself a wigger.
You are goin' down to hell now.

So long, you white trash mutherf*****.
Call yourself a wigger.
They will find almost chopped up.

Come on get out.
{Eminem} I can't I'm scared.
I said get out Slim!
{Eminem} You ain't takin' me there.
Please just consider Kimmy, I'll give you free tickets to my show.
And we'll just walk away and laugh/

Yea' screw you.
You're the one, who screwed up Kim's old life,
And now she divorced your a**.
And you got no wife.
Hey remember when you sang that song "My Name is"
And you pulled your shorts down, cuz' you had to take a p***.
That was wacky wasn't it.
{Eminem} Yea'.
That was wacky wasn't it!
Eminem} YES!
See it all makes sense doesn't it.
You and a fan get into a fight.
You start to walk to him.
Then he stabs you with a knife.
Then you fall on floor kickin' and screaming.
And Dr. Dre comes in, and his throat begins bleeding.
{Eminem} Oh my God.
During all this ICP came busting through, you get up,
And shove a knife up both their butts.
Then you see Dre, and then you slice the fan's throat.
You take your own life, and no you forgot to give a suicide note.
I knew if I reached you in time, we coulda.

Hey, where you goin', Slim.
Get back here.
There's no use runnin' Slim, you're all alone.
If you make this harder I'll have to shoot you with my gun.

Haha, found ya'.
Oh, don't worry.
You'll be famous.
Now you don't have to worry about being Slim Anus.
Because you're gonna die.
Bleed, Slim, bleed!
Bleed, Slim, Bleed!
Bleed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So long, you white trash mutherf*****.
Call yourself a wigger.
You ain't gonna survive without Dre.
So long, you white trash mutherf*****.
Call yourself a wigger.
You ain't gonna survive without Dre.

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Error Detector - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Excuse me sir, but the original song, "Kim", is from the 2000s, not 90s. I know for an absolute fact that it was released in the year 2000.
Mike - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
That was gay, just completely GAY, 1st, making fun of mnm aint cool and 2nd its not in time, SORRY BITCH, u post a song and i'll beet tha shit outta U!!
Mike Florio - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
um, Mike, I gotta admit, i dont know the origional song, but calm down! People parody like this all the time, man...and in my opinion, Emenem deserves to be made fun of, but you gotta understand that everyone gets their opinion, and thats final!
NIKITA - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
it is the best song in the world i have to go im 11 By..................................
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
'So long, you white trash mother f*****' is so not in time with the chorus, thus destroying the most repeated part of your... I believe you classified it as a parody. Some mildly humorous moments, but you really can't sing whimsically to such aggressive rhythms.
pkferlife - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thats bull. m is obviously the bigger man.
Mike Valentine - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
YOU SUCK!
Rueben Sidor - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
YOU SUCK! YOU WHITE TRASH JACKASS
Sora Mathers - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
YOU SUCK NO Stars for you
M + M is a Candy - July 24, 2010 - Report this comment
That original song is horrible, from a horrible CD by a hothead juvenile punk-ass sack of dousch. Em ain't nothing but a troublemaker and that album is a relic from what is probably the worst period ever for music and a whole lot more altogether. In 2000 there was nothing but egotistical trash and don't forget the (s)election in November 2000. Everything in the 00s decade sucked but your parody hit the mark. He spews hate, misogyny and violence, he lives with his sh*tty attitude and it will be his undoing. He's the trailer trash, not you. Good job.

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