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Song Parodies -> "Did You Feed Dog Last Night?"

Original Song Title:

"Can You Feel the Love tonight?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Feed Dog Last Night?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

There's a new tooth pattern in my favorite shoes
Little bits of paper that once held the morning news
Claw marks in the carpet, puddle on the floor
It's enough for this tired working man, can't take any more

Dear, did you feed the dog last night?
Something tells me not
There's a mess from a hungry Labrador
That you went and bought
You should have fed the dog last night
Cause he's your dumb pet
It's enough that I clean the crappy yard
And take him to the vet

I wanted a guinea pig, sitting in my palm
Or a tank of tropical fish, colorful and calm
There's a snake or rabbit that could use a home
Hear the howl of this ill-fed carnivore, who can't get a bone

Dear, did you feed the dog last night?
Something tells me not
There's a mess from a hungry Labrador
That you went and bought
You should have fed the dog last night
Cause he's your dumb pet
It's enough that I clean the crappy yard
And take him to the vet


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Johnny D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a big dog lover are ye, laddy?
Arwen - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Rick!
Rick D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess it's pretty obvious I left out a "The". I was just at a party where there were five dogs. All night I listened to the dogs fight and the owners yelling at them, watched them beg for the people food and get underfoot. 50% of the conversations revolved around the problems with dogs, dog horror stories, and cute things dogs do. This is why I'm a cat person.
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, except for being totally un-understandable - probably because they arrived to Earth on the same UFO as women - cats are the better choice any day. Compared to dogs, not women, that is. :-)
Johnny D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, as a cat person and a song parodist/humorist, I am absolutely sure you are going to LOVE the following free-to-be-downloaded-okay-with-the-singer/songwriter MP3:

http://www.jamieanderson.com/mp3s/When_Cats.mp3

That's­ Jamie Anderson's brilliantly funny "When Cats Take Over The World".
Rick D - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I listened. Pretty funny. I would have liked a "harder" edge to it. Dogs to Jersey? How about trained to be slave labor? That's what we are to them.
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
food for the dogs...fives for your kitty
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, Rick!
adriana - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
cats suck and their assholes always pucker!

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