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Song Parodies -> "Brown Rear"

Original Song Title:

"Round Here"

Original Performer:

Counting Crows

Parody Song Title:

"Brown Rear"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Stop in the bathroom, shed my clothes, sit on the pot where no one notices
the contrast of white on brown.
Bending down and mooning you, no one gets a better view
of the crumbling turd balls all hard and round.
I did not leave a stain, dropped my shorts and wiped again.
Why? I don't know.
But if you think I'm moody, that's because i missed some doody.
How? I don't know.
BROWN REAR! We always scratch and scrape!
BROWN REAR! Something irritates!
I went to see a doctor with a glove upon his hand.
I said I had a problem with my pelvis.
I felt a shiver as he rubbed some lotion on his hand.
He said my bottom had a scar looking like Elvis.
My stomach growled, I turned around, took all my clothes off
Said "Sorry doc, but I have to leave ya."
I tried to tell the doctor,but he wouldn't understand,
Until he saw the trail of diarrhea
BROWN REAR! Did it come out straight!
BROWN REAR! Was it worth the wait?
BROWN REAR! Guess I wasn't lyin...I can see some corn
BROWN REAR! Sounds like I tooted my own horn!
BROWN REAR! Smearing my behind!
BROWN REAR! Should have taken time!
BROWN REAR! We never eat our burgers, unless we wipe our buns.
BROWN REAR! We've got a bad case of the runs.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 12

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MrMacphisto - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross parody contest) 5's for grossness!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross)...who are you?! Member of the Crap Five, Brown Eye for the Straight Guy? Truly a GROSS parody!
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Now that's just plain WRONG! I mean, BROWN! ;-)
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross Contest) Got yourself a Top Grosser here, Jeff. 5-5-5.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Ho-lee crap, that IS gross; I'm embarrassed at my own tame entry. Some clever rhymes, too.
aoid - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Neither clever nor funny. I hereby request a ban on poo themed parodies; they are rather sickening.
Johnny D - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid, I've noticed that you very seldomly post a comment saying that you like a parody ..... you have done that occasionally, yes, but far, far less often than when you post comments condemning bathroom humor.

aoid, why don't we see you post comments of praise and appreciation as often as you post comments of condemnation? Why is that, aoid? Please tell us, thanks.
AMIRIGHT GROSSEST PARODY CONTEST - BRONZE MEDAL - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment;topic=3821.0;id=1772;image
Harlow Goobley - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Aoid 100%. I think that parodies about poo have gone way too far, and it's about time they stopped. Like Aoid, I think that it's an utterly disgusting, uncouth topic to write about, and I think any new parodies should be on What Freaks; I'm sure there's plenty of bathoom parodies over there. Besides, I thought bodily waste was unwanted stuff; why would anybody wanna write parodies about it? Doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me.
By the way, I do not know Aoid; have never met him before; but I do agree with his opinions.
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Harlow Goobley, you are free to take it up with the webmaster, Charles Grosvenor. I disagree with you 100%, however, and you will find that the vast majority of other people disagree with you too.

Chucky (Charles Grosvenor) has decided to allow parodies on all possible topics here on except for two categories: (1) Those parodies that he deems have too much obvious sexual content, and, (2) Those he deems constitute a personal attack or threat against an individual. Period. Anything and everything else is okay. Chucky allows parodies about every other topic here, no matter how grotesque, infantile, or disgusting people may consider those topics to be: bathroom humor, even with detailed and graphic descriptions of bodily waste, is well within the allowable guidelines Chucky has established for

Chucky also allows parodies with graphic depictions of blood, gore, and physical violence, too, which are far more "shocking" in many ways than silly talk about feces or urine or other bodily exudates.

Harlow, if parodies using bathroom humor, poop humor, pee humor, body-odor humor, fart humor, etc etc etc, bother you and offend your sensibilities, DO NOT READ THEM. But don't you dare try to tell Chucky, or the rest of us, what should or should not be censored from and forced onto It's not your call. It's Chucky's.

So I'll say again - - - please - - - simply refrain from reading the parodies you personally find too scatological, instead of trying to act as an elitist good-taste-policeman for all of Amiright.
Harlow - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I want this to be a clean site. When I first came here, there wasn't an abundance of gross parodies. Aoid, do you agree with me?
Aoid - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
AAMOF, that's just what I was going 2 say, Mr. Goobley.
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Harlow, you "want this to be a clean site", do you? I'm sorry, Harlow, but only Charles Grosvenor has the privilege of determining what is and isn't "clean" on this website of his. Like I said, please feel free to discuss your concerns directly with Charles Grosvenor/ChuckyG, if you wish. He's a very reasonable guy. Anybody at all - - - not just you, Harlow, and not just Aoid - - - has the right to speak with Chucky about anything at all that's on your mind. See what he says.
AKA SKITTLES - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
aoid's brother - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I have been doing a little browsing around the site, and noticed that my brother aoid HAS posted some comments saying he likes a parody. Here's one where he made such a comment:
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Harlow - then don't read them, but don't deprive others of reading them nor attempt to stifle anyone's creativity. Personally, I'm not a "bathroom humor" guy, but I would never suggest that anything should be censored; I just don't vote. Submitted for your consideration: We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. ~John Stuart Mill, On Liberty, 1859 The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion. ~Henry Steele Commager The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. ~Tommy Smothers Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime. ~Potter Stewart We have a natural right to make use of our pens as of our tongue, at our peril, risk and hazard. ~Voltaire, Dictionnaire Philosophique, 1764 The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book. ~Walt Whitman Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too. ~Voltaire
Jeff Reuben - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Johnny, Robert, Johnny, and Johnny again. And everyone else who took the time to read, of course =)
Paul Robinson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, WOW! throw a little poop out for a laugh and look what comes back at you! Boy, Bobby Pags had some great quotes for those "anti-poop" folks. I've got some for them, but I think I'll just leave it alone instead of throwing more fertilzer on their thinking caps, or whatever they filter their thoughts through.
Mr Potty Mouth - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I back Harlow 100 percent. I'm sure my advocate, DAK, would too. He would probably disagree with the comment that was written on October 04, 2004 at 3:16:29 PM, because that person is trippin'.
Johnny D - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr Potty Mouth - I acknowledge that you are personally disgusted by certain parody topics - that is your right and your privilege- so, please - contact Chucky G (Charles Grosvenor) directly and express your concerns to him, since he is the only one who can decide what should be restricted to WhatFreaks.
Hoof Hearted - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I think people have brought it to his attention many times in the past. That's all I have to say. :-X
Jeff Reuben - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
No one's tired of this conversation yet? Man, I'm POOPED! =)

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