-> "Brown Rear"
Original Song Title:
"Round Here" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Stop in the bathroom, shed my clothes, sit on the pot where no one notices
the contrast of white on brown.
Bending down and mooning you, no one gets a better view
of the crumbling turd balls all hard and round.
I did not want...to leave a stain, dropped my shorts and wiped again.
Why? I don't know.
But if you think I'm moody, that's because i missed some doody.
How? I don't know.
BROWN REAR! We always scratch and scrape!
BROWN REAR! Something irritates!
I went to see a doctor with a glove upon his hand.
I said I had a problem with my pelvis.
I felt a shiver as he rubbed some lotion on his hand.
He said my bottom had a scar looking like Elvis.
My stomach growled, I turned around, took all my clothes off
Said "Sorry doc, but I have to leave ya."
I tried to tell the doctor,but he wouldn't understand,
Until he saw the trail of diarrhea
BROWN REAR! Did it come out straight!
BROWN REAR! Was it worth the wait?
BROWN REAR! Guess I wasn't lyin...I can see some corn
BROWN REAR! Sounds like I tooted my own horn!
BROWN REAR! Smearing my behind!
BROWN REAR! Should have taken time!
BROWN REAR! We never eat our burgers, unless we wipe our buns.
BROWN REAR! We've got a bad case of the runs.
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