Song Parodies -> "Oh Consternation"

Original Song Title:

"Congratulations"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richard

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Consternation"

Parody Written by:

Phillip Denton

The Lyrics

Poor old cliff eh I'm Not a fan but waiting 2 years on tenterhooks is a bit much.

Oh consternation oh consternation
I want you all to know I'm confused as can be
Oh consternation oh consternation
I want my fans to know I blame the BBC

I was on holiday in my villa in Portugal

That's when I received a very alarming phone call
They said my house was being raided Live
on telly
That's when my legs turned into jelly
Oh consternation exasperation
When I heard ev'ryone was talking about
me
Oh consternation oh consternation
I want you all to know I'm upset as can be

They said the raid was about Historic allegations
Someone had accused me of sexual improprieties
And the police and BBC were showing it
Live
I was do surprised
I wanted to die

Oh consternation yes consternation
I've been through two whole years of abject misery
Oh consternation and condemnation
I'm fur'ous as can be...
Er, Jubilation yes jubilation
I'm pleased to tell the world
The Police have told me
There's no case to answer
I'm happy as can be...

phillip denton48@icloud.com Copyright PD Dentones Music 2016

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