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Chris H.

The Lyrics

If you we're confused by the title , the song is about the 1982 arcade game ''Pac-Man''.
Weird Guy - ''Truth is I thought that mattered , I thought that Ping Pong...mattered. These electronics , not compared to our old games matter.''

He'll be eating ,
when we're winning.
He'll be eating...

I am Pac-Man ,
and I come back again.
You're never gonna beat me then!

( Repeat x1 )

Playing the night away ,
playing the night away...

He eats the tricky Blink.
He eats him with a treat.
He eats the larger Pink.
He eats the wiser Ink.
He eats the one that reminds him of
a booger.
He eats the one that's a girl ,
named Sue , Sue.

'Oh Cherry point , Cherry point...'

I am Pac-Man ,
and I come back again.
You're never gonna beat me then!

Playing the night away ,
playing the night away...

( Pac-Man singing )

I think I'll eat some Blink ,
and with a side of Pink.
I'll eat that asshole Ink ,
then say , 'Bon' apetite'.
I'll eat the ones that remind me
of Phil Donahue.
I'll eat the one that's a chick ,
named Sue , Sue.

'Don't cry for them , there just boogers.'

I am Pac-Man ,
and I come back again.
You're never gonna beat me then!

( Repeat )

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Red Ant - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This could have been better. The chorus "I get knocked down..." repeats more than what you have listed (x4 I believe).
Chris H. - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry , you didn't like it , I really don't know how it could be better , but whatever , you obviously have bad taste
Chris H. - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
But then again , perhaps the pacing is a bit off , maybe I should gave this one a second thought...hmm.
Jonathan S. - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Yo. I think ya didn't do too bad. I wouldn't have excessively referred to the ghosts as "boogers," but at least you kept the pacing virtually the same. You even came up with a parody of the spoken intro!! That's something I don't recall other parody artists doing with "Tubthumping" parodies.

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