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Song Parodies -> "I Turn You On"

Original Song Title:

"I Turn to You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"I Turn You On"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

I came up with the idea for this parody a long time ago, before the Lady Marmalade video. Since then, Christina Aguilera and turn-ons have been completely disassociated in my mind.
Dressin' like I've got no shame
'Cause I'm tryin to look like a crackwhore some more each day.
When my sales are going down
I'll go out on stage half-naked and the charts will turn around, yes

And so I wear short skirts
And a ridiculously small tank top
My stuff will keep on selling
As long as I look hot

CHORUS
For the top album sales
For the love of a billion horny teenage males
I turn you on
Wear tight skirts, baby tee's
'Cause you know sex sells CD's
'Til every record's gone
To make you buy my songs
I turn you on, yes

When I show a lot more skin
You can watch as all my concerts sell out again
Guys will buy anything,
They're out buying all my posters, they are all in love with me
That's why my shirts are tiny and my skirts are way too tight
It's time to go and move some merchandise

For the top album sales
For the love of a billion horny teenage males
I turn you on
Wear tight skirts, baby tee's;
Because you know sex sells CD's;
To make you buy my songs
I turn you on, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm only trying to get you to the record store;
That's why I look like a whore;
I know that you're turned on
You know I've got some new stuff coming out this spring
Don't I look nice... go out and buy, guys...
I turn you on...

REPEAT CHORUS 2X

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