-> "Hairdye In A Bottle"
Original Song Title:
"Genie In A Bottle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hairdye In A Bottle"
Parody Written by:
Preston
The Lyrics
I feel like I've been rinsing all night
My top's all wet but my hair's all white
Now I'm going to change my contacts
Shall I be green or maybe grey
I think that I'll be blue today
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
My bottle's saying lets go
Oh, oh, oh, oh
But my hair is begging no, no!
If you wanna be like me, then your hair has got to pay
I've got hairdye in my bottle
You gotta rinse it the right way
So you wanna be like me?
Well you can look cheap too
Just pay a small fee baby
And the hardy dye will help you
I've got hair dye in my bottle baby
Gotta rinse it the right way honey
I've got hair dye in my bottle baby
Soon my hair will all fall out.
Now you have got to look like a hoe
Start with the clothes, they've got to go
If you want to be like me
Find some make up, about a ton
Don't bother with a mirror just shovel it on
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, oh, oh, oh
My foundations saying lets go
Oh, oh, oh, oh
But my skin is pleading no, no!
If you wanna like me
Then you're skin has got to pay
I'm a walking make up counter
And I scare people away
If you wanna look like me
Cosmetics can make your wish come true
Eyeshadow and red lipstick
Oh, they will help you
Buy, buy, buy your Avon Lady out.
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