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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Kike420

The Lyrics

Just 4 the record I don't do drugs or know anyone who does any(well any other than weed) and also there's more than one bottle(you'll see what I mean when you read it). It might help to hear the song while reading it (but if you don't have it that's okay)and please tell me what you think.
This cocaine has been locked up tight
For a couple of days and lonely nights
Waiting for someone to enjoy it
You fed me some chips
And gave me kisses that day
But that don't mean I'm gonna give this away
Pay me baby baby (Pay me baby baby)
Ooooh (your friend is saying let's go)
Ooooh (but your dad is saying no)

If you wanna get high with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I got cocaine in a bottle
You gotta sniff it the right way
Or if you wanna smoke weed
Thirty bucks is all you need
It will become an obsession
But you'll like what you do

I got cocaine in a bottle baby
But you just gotta give me yo money
I got cocaine in a bottle baby
Come, come, and take yo money out



The high is fading
The LSD's down low
Just one more dose
And then I'm good to go
Waiting for someone
To use this
This can get me so high like a kyte
So yes it means I'm getting high tonight
Pay me baby baby (Pay me baby baby)
Ooooh (my sister's saying let's go)
Ooooh (but my mom is saying no)

If you want some ecstacy
Just call my sister stacy
She got some pills in her bottle
From a crackhead in seattle
Or if you want crack from me
I can make that wish come true
Just pay me fifty bucks baby
And I'll get high with you



I got heroin from a model baby
Gotta inject it the right way honey
I got heroin from a model baby
Come, come, and take the needle out

She got ecstacy in a bottle baby
Gotta use it the right way honey
She got esctacy in a bottle baby
Call her and she'll take some pills out

Ooooh (my brother is saying let's go)
Ooooh (but my uncle is saying no)



If you like this LSD
Then you'll love some PCP
I got powder in a bottle
You gotta sniff it the right way
Or if you wanna get weed
Don't forget to buy some speed
You might give some bad impressions
But who cares what you do

If you get some angel dust
Getting cocaine is a must
I got cocaine in a bottle
You gotta sniff it the right way
If you want these drugs me
I can make your that come true
Just pay me the money baby
And I'll get high with you

I'm a cocaine in a bottle baby
Come, come, and take yo money out

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 8

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Kike420 - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry at the end I meant to put "I can make that wish come true" and also "I got cocaine in a bottle".
Yet Another Dutchman - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I think this was a great parody, Kike. Pacing might be off at places, but I've done this song myself and made an even bigger mistake, a mistake of lyrics continuity. The 'I got heroin from a model, baby'-line was hilarious, it reminded me of Kate Moss. So you 'scored' a 455 off me.
Kike 420 - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks. Glad you liked it. And originally I wasn't even gonna put that line there.

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