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Song Parodies -> "Instrument Of Torture"
Original Song Title:
"Genie In A Bottle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Instrument Of Torture"
Parody Written by:
Yet Another Dutchman
The Lyrics
I heard on the radio that an Al Qaeda terrorist named Mohammed al Qahtani, the "20th hijacker," was being tortured with the music of Christina Aguilera. I don't hate Christina Aguilera myself, but I know a lot of people who were everything but surprised by the report. This is how I imagine it goes over there in Gitmo.
it feels like you've been locked up tight
for a century all honourless
waiting for someone to kill you
they put in a disk, it blows "Dirrty" your way
the high-pitched shrieks are gonna melt your brains
baby, baby, baby
oh-oh-oh
you're body's in twitch mode
oh-oh-oh
you're heart beats in your throat
chorus:
if you loathe the way I bleat, baby, there is some escape
I'm an instrument of torture, you better spit info right away
yes, you loathe the way I bleat, I can make your skin turn blue
gonna give you mental damage, like I did with our youth
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
you better spit info right away, honey
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
the music's playing and you're lying down low
just one more track and then they let you go
but "Beautiful"'s on the repeat-key
the song is making you bleed inside
you want mommy but it's just me tonight
baby, baby, baby
oh-oh-oh
your body's in twitch mode
oh-oh-oh
your heart beats in your throat
chorus
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
you better spit info right away, honey
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
you better spit info right away, honey (if you loathe the way I bleat)
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
oh-oh-oh
you're body's in twitch mode
oh-oh-oh
you're heart beats in your throat
chorus
if you loathe the way I bleat, baby, there is some escape
I'm an instrument of torture, you better spit info right away
yes, you loathe the way I bleat, choose the traitor's way and soon
cause Osama couldn't hurt you, baby, as ol' Chrissy do
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
for a century all honourless
waiting for someone to kill you
they put in a disk, it blows "Dirrty" your way
the high-pitched shrieks are gonna melt your brains
baby, baby, baby
oh-oh-oh
you're body's in twitch mode
oh-oh-oh
you're heart beats in your throat
chorus:
if you loathe the way I bleat, baby, there is some escape
I'm an instrument of torture, you better spit info right away
yes, you loathe the way I bleat, I can make your skin turn blue
gonna give you mental damage, like I did with our youth
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
you better spit info right away, honey
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
the music's playing and you're lying down low
just one more track and then they let you go
but "Beautiful"'s on the repeat-key
the song is making you bleed inside
you want mommy but it's just me tonight
baby, baby, baby
oh-oh-oh
your body's in twitch mode
oh-oh-oh
your heart beats in your throat
chorus
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
you better spit info right away, honey
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
you better spit info right away, honey (if you loathe the way I bleat)
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
oh-oh-oh
you're body's in twitch mode
oh-oh-oh
you're heart beats in your throat
chorus
if you loathe the way I bleat, baby, there is some escape
I'm an instrument of torture, you better spit info right away
yes, you loathe the way I bleat, choose the traitor's way and soon
cause Osama couldn't hurt you, baby, as ol' Chrissy do
I'm an instrument of torture, baby
come, come, come on and let it out
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This is cool!! You rox!!
Gee thanks, Andrew Darwitan! But I do realize now that the Christina songs were no interrogation, merely torture.
Pacing strays a teeny bit at some points, but it's hilarious. 4-5-5
Thanks, uvakid. I do have to get the syllables right when I pace, so I'll pay attention to it.
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