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Song Parodies -> "Pepsi In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Pepsi In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

My cousin Dannette Kavatis taught me with a parody when I was sixteen years old in 1999.
I feel like I've been locked up tight
In the fridge of the convenience store
Waiting for someone to open the cap.
You're licking your lips and putting your lips on the top.
But that don't mean I'm gonna suck it away;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby.)

Ohhh...
My gas is saying let's go.
Ohhh...
But my liquid's saying no.

If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, you gotta shake me the right way.
If you wanna be with me, I can make you shake it up.
You gotta make it a cola (oh yeah), gotta like what you do.

I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby.
Gotta shake me the right way, honey.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come on and drink me out.

The music's playing and the fridge's down low,
One more drink and then we're good to go;
Waiting for someone
Who needs me.
Bubbles up through my body,
But that don't mean I've gotta burp tonight;
Baby, baby, baby.
(Baby, baby, baby)

Ohhh...
My gas is saying let's go.
Ohhh...
But my liquid's saying no.

If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, (I'm a Pepsi in a bottle) you gotta shake me the right way.
If you wanna be with me, I can make you shake it up.
You gotta make it a cola (oh yeah), gotta like what you do

I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby.
Gotta shake me the right way, honey.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come on and drink me out.

I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby.
Gotta shake me (if you wanna be with me) the right way, honey.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come on and drink me out.

Ohhh...
My gas is saying let's go.
Ohhh...
But my liquid's saying no.

If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price to pay.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, you gotta shake me the right way.
If you wanna be with me, I can make you shake it up.
You gotta make it a cola (oh yeah), gotta like what you do.

If you wanna be with me, baby, there's a price you pay.
I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, you gotta shake me the right way.
If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true.
Come and spray me out, baby, and I'll be with you.

I'm a Pepsi in a bottle, baby,
Come, come, come and drink me out.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a recovering Pepsiholic. I had to stop, because the stuff has rotted my teeth. (See my parodies "Vicodin" and "Tooth Bitin' Decay.") I've been "sober" for 12 days. Longest 12 days of my f---in' life! And that deli's coffee is some of the most horrid stuff I've ever consumed! And that flavored seltzer tastes like six parts water, one part Sprite! In the words of the immortal Ratso Rizzo, "I'm fallin' apart here!" Oh yeah, I gave you a 5-5-5, partly because I still love Pepsi, even though she betrayed me; partly because the Ones Guy has to be offset (stinkin' coward, won't even identify itself); and partly because I miss the girl that Christina Aguilera used to be, before she got dirrty.
Stuart Kidd - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
5-3-4. Not bad; but why in the hell do you want to shake Pepsi?

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