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Song Parodies -> "Ranga in a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Genie in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Ranga in a Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Azza & Nazza

The Lyrics

for those avid fans of the baby sitters club out there, i think you'll all recognize that this song is about mallory pike, the fiery ranga in all of our hearts...
Ranga In A Bottle


Mal feels like she has a spastic perm
and her glasses on her nose so firm
Are topped off, with freckles...
Mal's licking her lips
And flashing braces Ben's way
But that don't mean she's gonna give it away
Ranga, ranga, ranga (ranga, ranga, ranga)

[Bridge:]
Ooh (Mal's body's saying let's go)
Ooh (but Ben Hobart's saying no)

[Chorus:]
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
You gotta rub her the right way
If you wanna be with Mal
She can make your wish come true
Her hair makes a big impression
And her glasses do too

She's got defrizzer in a bottle baby
But she hasn't got a hope, no, honey
She's a ranga in a bottle baby
woah, woah, what a huge ranga

Glasses are slipping
Down her nose,
Pretends to dance,
When she's tripping over.
She wonders why Ben Hobart
Doesn't like her
Hair is boofing at the speed of light
But that don't mean she's gonna brush it tonight
Pikey, Pikey, Pikey (Pikey, Pikey, Pikey)

[Bridge:]
Ooh (Mal's body's saying let's go)
Ooh (but Ben Hobart's saying no)
(but Ben Hobart's saying no)

[Chorus:]
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
(Mal's a ranga in a bottle)
She's got huge hair the right way
If you wanna be with Mal (Ooh)
She can make your wish come true
(Wish come true...Woah)
Just let her get her ears pierced
And she'll be with you

She tried to dye her hair blonde, oh baby
She still looked like a monkey, honey
A monkey with huge glasses, baby
Woah, woah, what a huge ranga
Mal's a ranga in a bottle baby
She's got huge hair in the right way, honey
(she's the oldest kid of 8)
She's a ranga in a bottle baby
Woah, woah, what a huge ranga

[Bridge:]
Ooh (Mal's body's saying let's go)
Ooh (but Ben Hobart's saying no, NO)

[Chorus:]
If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
(She's a ranga in a bottle)
You gotta rub her the right way
If you wanna be with Ma-a-al
She can make your wish come true (Ooh)
her hair makes a big impression
And her glasses do too (Oh Yeah)

If you wanna be with Mal
Baby there's a price to pay
She's a ranga in a bottle
(She's in a bottle baby)
You gotta rub her the right way
(You gotta rub Mal the right way)
If you wanna be with Mal
(if you wanna be with Mal)
She can make your wish come true
Just come and brush Mal's hair baby
And the comb will break ooh

Mal's a ranga in a bottle baby
Woah, woah, what a huge ranga.

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Anny - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
hehe! this was funny
justine - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
i dont actually care for the parody .. it just has my friends name is so makes me laugh .. "oh but ben hobarts saying no" hahahahaha
ben hobart - May 21, 2006 - Report this comment
why am i in a song!
pikey - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
im in in toooooooooooooooooooo....

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