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Song Parodies -> "Beanie and a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Genie in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Beanie and a Bottle"

The Lyrics

If you haven't already guessed, this is a song about a little baby.
Oh, I feel like I need a dump
Like a volcano erupting underneath my rump
Waiting for a fresh diaper to relieve me
You're playing peekaboo and splatting kisses my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna give it away
Baby baby baby (I'm a baby)

BRIDGE
Oh whoa
My teddy's saying cry now
Oh whoa
But my mobile's saying not now

CHORUS
If you wanna mother me
Baby, there's a price to pay
I need my beanie and a bottle
You gotta treat me the right way
If you wanna father me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
Gotta withstand my poo

Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Gotta treat me the right way, honey
Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let it out

My soother's playing and nightlight's on low
Just one more pee and I'm good to go
Waiting for someone to feed me
Poop is running at the speed of light
But that don't mean I'm gonna be alright
Baby baby baby (I'm a baby)

BRIDGE

CHORUS

Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Gotta treat me the right way, honey
Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let it out

Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Gotta treat me the right way, honey
Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let it out

BRIDGE

CHORUS (x2)

Need my beanie and a bottle, baby
Come, come, come on and let it out

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Anny - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
hmmm...original....it made me smile though

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