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Song Parodies -> "Hooker on the Corner"

Original Song Title:

"Genie in a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Hooker on the Corner"

Parody Written by:

Erin H

The Lyrics

My skirt's too short
And my shirt's too tight
'Cause I'm going out
To work the streets tonight
Baby, baby, baby
Working like this
Is killing my knees
But Guido keeps tellin' me
"Pimpin' ain't easy"
Baby, baby, baby
Oh, Oh, Oh
My body's sayin' "no"
Oh, Oh, Oh
But my pimp is sayin' "let's go"
If you wanna sleep with me
You can do it so cheaply
I'm the hooker on the corner
I'll do it all for just twenty
If you wanna get with me
I can make your wish come true
Just slip me a twenty
Babe, and I will do you
(I'm the hooker on the corner, baby
Do anything to your for twenty, honey)
Waitin' on the corner
And a car pulls up slow
Guido nudges me and says
"Get ready to blow"
Baby, baby, baby
I open the door
And get into his ride
Tell him my price and he says
"Good. Do it Twice"
Baby, Baby, Baby
Oh, Oh, Oh
My body's sayin' "no"
Oh, Oh, Oh
But my pimp is sayin' "Go blow"
Chorus
I'm the hooker on the corner baby
Come, come,come and pick me up

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