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Song Parodies -> "Holiday Tango"

Original Song Title:

"Cell Block Tango"

Original Performer:

Chicago

Parody Song Title:

"Holiday Tango"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Guerra

The Lyrics

A twisted holiday tune
(Easter bunnies wife)
hop
(Leprechauns wife]
patricks
[Pilgrims wife)
pilgrim
(Spirit of Passover)
passover
[spirit of Hanukah]
hannukah
[santas wife]
christmas!

[easter bunnys wife]
hop
[leprechauns wife ]
patricks
[pilgrims wife]
pilgrim
[spirit of Passover]
passover
[spirit of Hanukah ]
Hanukah
[santas wife]
Christmas
[ANNOUNCER]
And now the six merry wives of the holiday County Jail in their rendition of "The holiday Tango"

[bunnys wife]
hop
[leprechauns wife]
patricks
[pilgrims wife]
pilgrim
[Passover spirit]
passover
[Hanukah spirit)
Hanukah
[santas wife)
christmas
(4X)

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
he only gave presents to every one
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

[pilgrims wife]
I betcha you would have done the same!

[bunny wife]
hop
[leprechauns wife ]
Patrick's
[pilgrims wife]
pilgrim
[Passover spirit]
Passover
[Hanukah spirit]
Hanukah
[santas wife]
Christmas
(2X)

[bunny wife (Spoken)]
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like the Easter bunny.
the bunny like to munch carrots.
No, not munch.crunch. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little rabbit food
and there's bunny layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a bunny mix
and munchin. No, not munchin.crunchin. So, I said to him,
I said, "You crunch that carrot
one more time..."
and he did.
So I took the egg bomb off the wall
and I lit two warning bombs...
...onto his lap.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
he only gave presents to every one
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!

[leprechauns wife (Spoken)]
I met lucky the leprechaun from
the end of the rainbow about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to his cereal box, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single,my lucky charm. Not only
was he married
...oh, no, he had six elves.
One of those evil leprechauns, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his drink as usual.
You know, some leprechauns just can't hold
their arsenic.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a clover
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!

[Pilgrim wife (Spoken)]
Now, I'm standing in the kitchen
carvin' up the turkey for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Wilbur,
in a jealous rage.
"You been milking the cow wrong' "
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you been milking the cow wrong."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!

[ALL]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[spirit of passover (Spoken in Hebrew)]
baruk a tah adinou elo hanu barrack lechem adinou elohanu amen shalom bezzereck baruk atoi edunoi elu hanu

[spirit of Hanukah (Spoken)]
Yeah, but di you do it?

[Spirit of pass over]
UH UH, not guilty!

[Hanukah spirit]
My dradel, Veronica and
I did this double act
and my husband, baruk,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last number in our act,
we did these 20 dradel tricks in a row
One,two,three,four,five...matza, spread dradels,
back flips,flip flops, one right after the other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Hanukah ,the three of us,boozin', havin' a few laughs and
we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and
Baruk doing Number Seventeen the spread dradle.
Well, I was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I was washing the blood off my hands
I even knew they were dead.

[bunny wife]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[bunny wife]
They had it coming
[all]
They had it coming
[bunny wife]
They had it coming all along
[GIRLS]
They had it coming all along
[bunny wife]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
She didn't do it
[bunny wife]
But if I done it
[GIRLS]
But if she done it
(bunny wife)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[pilgrim wife]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[pilgrim wife]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They had it coming
[pilgrim wife]
They had it coming
[GIRLS]
They took a clover
[Santa's wife]
All along
[GIRLS]
In its prime
[Santa's wife]
I didn't do it
[GIRLS]
And then they used it
[Santa's wife]
But if I'd done it,
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Santa's wife(Spoken)]
I loved santa clause
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real generous guy...
sensitive... a saint.
But he was always trying
to find presents for kids.
He'd go out every night
looking for presents
and on the way
he found Donnar,
Ruldolf,
Dasher and Prancer.
I guess you can say we broke
up because of artistic differences.
He saw himself as alive
and I saw him dead.

[ALL]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
They had it comin'
[Group 2]
They had it comin'
[Group 1]
All along
[Group 2]
All along
[Group 1]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 2]
'Cause if they used us
[Group 1]
And they abused us
[Group 2]
And they abused us
[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong?

[Group 1]
He had it coming
[Group 2]
He had it coming
[Group 1]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 2]
He only had himself to blame.
[Group 1]
If you'd have been there
[Group 2]
If you'd have been there
[Group 1]
If you'd have seen it
[Group 2]
If you'd have seen it
[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same!

(bunny wife (Spoken)]
You crunch that carrot one more time!
[Leprechaun (spoken)]
Single my lucky charm.
[Pilgrim wife (Spoken)]
Ten times!
[spirit of passover (Spoken)]
baruk a toi adunoi.
[spirit of Hanukah (Spoken)]
Number seventeen-the spread dradel.
[MONA (Spoken)]
Artistic differences.

[bunny wife]
hop
[leprechaun wife]
patricks
[pilgrim wife]
pilgrim
[Passover spitit]
passover
[Hanukah spirit]
Hanukah
(santas wife)
christmas
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